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Title "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
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Okay, I checked.

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We have Earl Grey, English Breakfast,
Cinnamon Stick...

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...Chamomile, Mint Medley,
Blackberry and

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Wait, there's one more.
Lemon Soother!

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You're not the guy that asked
for tea, are you?

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The One Where The Monkey Gets Away

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Mail call!
Rachel Greene, bunk seven.

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Thank you.

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Oh, cool!
A free sample of coffee.

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Oh, good. Because where else
would we get any?

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Oh, right.

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-Oh, great.
-What is it?

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Country club newsletter.

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My mother sends me the engagement
notices for inspiration.

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Oh, my God! It's Barry and Mindy!

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Barry, who you almost

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And Mindy, your maid of

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Let me see. That's Mindy?

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She is pretty!

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Lucky...

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...to have had a friend like you.

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Now it's quiet time.

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Marcel, bring me the rice. Come on.

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Good boy. Give me the rice.

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Thank you. Good boy.

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He's mastered the difference between
"bring me the" and "pee in the."

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"Bring me the" and
Rach?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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This is so stupid!

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I mean, I gave Barry up, right?

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I should be happy for them.

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I am. I'm happy for them.

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-Really?
-No.

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I guess it would be different
if I were with somebody.

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Whoa, what....

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What happened to "Forget
relationships! I'm done with men!"

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The whole penis embargo?

38
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I don't know.

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It's not about no guys.
It's about the right guy.

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With Barry it was safe and easy,
but there was no heat.

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With Paolo, all there was, was heat.

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-lt was this raw, animal, sexual
-Right. I got it.

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I was there.

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Do you think you can have both?

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Someone who's your best friend
but also can make your toes curl.

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Yes.

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Yes, I do. I really do.

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In fact, it's funny.

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Often, someone
you wouldn't think could...

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...curl your toes...

51
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... might just be the one who...

52
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...gets interrupted.

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How was the movie?

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-Wonderful!
-So good!

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-Suck fest.
-Total chick flick.

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I'm sorry it wasn't one of those
movies with guns and bombs...

57
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...and buses going really fast!

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I don't need violence
in a movie...

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...as long as
there's a little nudity.

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-There was nudity.
-I meant female nudity.

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I don't need to see
Lou Grant frolicking.

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Hugh! Hugh Grant!

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All right, I've got to go.

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Come on, Marcel.

65
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We're gonna go take a bath.
Yes, we are, aren't we?

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They're still just friends, right?

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And I will see you tomorrow.

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You're gonna spend
tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's.

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Does Aunt Monica get a say in this?

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Please, Aunt Monica, please?

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Unclench. You're not even
gonna be here.

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-I can't believe we're discussing this.
-I agree. I'm, like, in disbelief.

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If it was gonna happen,
wouldn't it have happened already?

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She said she wants a relationship
with someone exactly like me.

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She said that?

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I added the exactly like me" part.

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But she's looking for someone.
And someone will be there tonight.

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"Tonight" tonight?

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It's perfect.
It'll just be the two of us.

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She spent all day
taking care of my monkey.

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I can't remember the last time
a girl took care of my monkey.

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Anyway, I figured after work,
I'd pick up some wine...

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...go over there and try to woo her.

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Know what you should do?

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Take her back to the 1 890s
when that phrase was last used.

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If you keep this up, you'll be
finished by the weekend.

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The one in the feathered boa
is Dr. Francis.

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Now, she used to be a man.

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Look, there's Raven.

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We hate her. We're glad she's dying.

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And then
What? Marcel!

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Are you playing with Monica's shoes?
You're not supposed to

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Marcel, did you poo in the shoe?

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Oh, Marcel! Bad monkey!

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Oh, God!

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Sorry, Barry.

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A little engagement gift.

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I'm sure you didn't
register for that.

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Who died? Who died?

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Roll him over!
Come on, roll him over!

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Well, we know it wasn't Dexter,
right, Marcel? Because

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Marcel?

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-How could you lose him?
-I don't know!

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We were watching TV,
he pooped in Monica's shoe....

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Wait. He pooped in my shoe?
Which one?

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I don't know. The left one!

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Which ones?

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Those little clunky Amish things
you think go with everything.

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Why is the air in here so negative?

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Rachel lost Marcel.

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Oh, no! How?

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-He pooped in my shoe.
-Which one?

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The cute black ones I always wear.

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No, which one?

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The right or left?

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Because the left one is lucky.

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Come on!
What am I gonna do?

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All right. You're a monkey.
You're loose in the city.

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Where do you go?

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It's his first time out,
so he'll do touristy things.

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I'll go to Cats.
You go to the Russian Tea Room.

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Oh, my God!
Come on, you guys!

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He'll be home any minute.
He's gonna kill me!

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Search the building. Take the first
floor. We'll take the rest.

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What am I gonna do?

126
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You stay here
and wait by the phone.

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Spray Lysol in my shoe
and wait for Ross to kill you.

128
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Does anybody want to trade?

129
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What do you want?

130
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Mr. Heckles, have you seen a monkey?

131
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I left a Belgian waffle out here.
Did you take it?

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-Why'd you leave it in the hall?
-I wasn't ready for it.

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Have you seen a monkey?

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I saw Regis Philbin once.

135
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Thank you, Mr. Heckles.

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You owe me a waffle.

137
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He's a black capuchin monkey
with a white face...

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...with Russian dressing
and pickles on the side.

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Thanks.

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How did it go today?

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Oh, great!
It went great. Really great.

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Is that wine?

143
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You want some?

144
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Oh, I would love some.

145
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But let's not drink it here.

146
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I'm feeling crazy.
You wanna go to Newark?

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Okay, but before we head off to
the murder capital of the Northeast...

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... I kind of wanted
to run something by you.

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You know how we
were talking before...

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...about relationships, and stuff.

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-Oh, God, Ross, I cannot do this!
-Okay, quick and painful.

152
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Oh, God!

153
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Okay, all right.
All right, okay.

154
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Please don't hate me.

155
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What?

156
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,781
You know Marcel?

157
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I kind of lost him.

158
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I can't believe this.

159
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All I asked you to do was
keep him in here!

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I know. I'm sorry.

161
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It's partially my fault.

162
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I shouldn't have had you
start with a monkey.

163
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You should have started
with a pencil.

164
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I'm doing everything I can.
Everyone's looking for him and I got

165
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-Who is it?
-Animal Control.

166
00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:11,860
-I've even got Animal Control.
-You called Animal Control?

167
00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:16,537
Why? Do you not like them?

168
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:23,209
Marcel is an illegal exotic animal.

169
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I'm not allowed to have him. If they
find him, they'll take him away.

170
00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:34,923
Well, now, see,
you never ever told us that.

171
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Because I never expected you
to invite them to the apartment!

172
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Thanks for coming.

173
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Somebody called about a monkey?

174
00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:52,633
You know, that was
a complete misunderstanding.

175
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We thought we had a monkey,
but we didn't.

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-Turned out it was a hat.
-Cat!

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We checked, no one's seen Marcel.

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-My uncle Marcel.
-ls that who the monkey's named after?

179
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Possession of an illegal exotic
is punishable...

180
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... by two years in prison
and confiscation of the animal.

181
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Oh, my God!

182
00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:19,968
You'd put that poor
little creature in jail?

183
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:29,776
Remember how we talked about saying
things quietly to yourself first?

184
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Yes, but there isn't always time.

185
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I'm sure there's some friendly way
to reconcile this. Have a seat.

186
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We haven't met. I'm Monica Geller.

187
00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:46,222
Oh, my God, you are!

188
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,126
And you're Rachel Greene!

189
00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:52,463
Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High?

190
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I sat behind you guys in homeroom.

191
00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:59,973
Luisa! Oh, my God!

192
00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:02,238
Monica! It's Luisa!

193
00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:06,317
I went there too!

194
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,510
Luisa! From homeroom!

195
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,387
You have no idea who I am, do you?

196
00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:15,184
-No.
-Not at all.

197
00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:20,124
Well, maybe that's because
you spent four years ignoring me.

198
00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:24,098
Would it have been hard to say,
"Morning, Luisa"...

199
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,669
...or "Nice overalls"?

200
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,802
Oh, I'm so sorry!

201
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:37,346
It's not so much you. You were fat.
You had your own problems.

202
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,513
But you. What a bitch!

203
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:44,651
What?

204
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,291
You know what? Be that as it may...

205
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:51,589
...could you help us with the
monkey thing, for old times'sake?

206
00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:53,765
Go, Bobcats!

207
00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:57,301
I could. But I won't.

208
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,768
If I find that monkey, he's mine.

209
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,845
Sorry.

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Marcel?

211
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:13,976
Marcel?

212
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,359
Hi, can I help you?

213
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:32,698
We're having an emergency,
and we were looking for something.

214
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:36,568
-A monkey.
-Yes, have you seen any?

215
00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:39,209
No, I haven't seen a monkey.

216
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:41,379
Can you fix radiators?

217
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,981
Sure! Did you try turning the knob
back the other way?

218
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:48,185
-Of course!
-Oh. Then, no.

219
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:56,327
-Taste this. Is there too much rum?
-Just a second.

220
00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:59,088
-Hope you find your monkey.
-No, wait!

221
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,034
We may not know about radiators...

222
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:08,239
... but we do have expertise
in the heating and cooling milieu.

223
00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:14,177
Aren't we in the middle of something?

224
00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:18,214
But these women are very hot,
and they need our help.

225
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:21,215
And they're very hot!

226
00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:24,922
We can't, all right?

227
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,589
We're sorry.

228
00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:30,727
You don't know how sorry.
We promised to find this monkey.

229
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,058
He's this high
and answers to the name Marcel.

230
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:38,600
So if we could get pictures of you,
it'd help us out.

231
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:50,376
From now on, you don't get
to talk to other people.

232
00:15:58,824 --> 00:15:59,950
-Oh, my God!
-What?

233
00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:03,151
Something brushed up
against my right leg.

234
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:07,189
Oh, it's okay.
It was just my left leg.

235
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:09,756
Look, Phoebe!

236
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:12,561
Oh, Marcel! Come here!

237
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,329
Step aside, ladies.

238
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:19,102
-What are you gonna do?
-Just a tranquilizer.

239
00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:36,858
Run, Marcel, run!

240
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,185
Damn!

241
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:41,763
-Are you okay?
-I think so.

242
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:51,198
Oh, gosh!

243
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:06,555
We've been all over the neighborhood!
He's just gone!

244
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,887
-You don't know that.
-It's cold, it's dark.

245
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:12,359
He doesn't know the Village!

246
00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:17,501
And now I have a broken foot.
I have no monkey and a broken foot!

247
00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:18,998
Thank you very much!

248
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:22,002
I've said I'm sorry a million times.

249
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:23,934
What do you want me to do?

250
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:28,110
You want me to break my foot too?
I'll break it right now.

251
00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:31,771
Oh, my God!
There, are you happy now?

252
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:35,750
Yeah, now that you kicked the sign...

253
00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:39,446
... I don't miss Marcel anymore!

254
00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:43,455
It's not like
I did this on purpose.

255
00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:45,755
No, this is just vintage Rachel.

256
00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:48,795
Things just sort of happen around you!

257
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:52,698
You're off in "Rachel Land,"
doing your "Rachel Thing"...

258
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:57,239
...oblivious to people's monkeys
or to people's feelings and

259
00:17:57,509 --> 00:18:00,603
I don't want to hear it!
Forget it, okay?

260
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,673
What?

261
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:08,879
Hey, banana man!

262
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,192
This is so intense!

263
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:21,423
One side of my butt is totally asleep
and the other side has no idea.

264
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:27,938
-What's with Phoebe?
-Tranquilizer dart.

265
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,806
Hi! Did you order some bananas?

266
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,468
-What about it?
-Give me my monkey back!

267
00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:38,046
-I don't have a monkey.
-Then what's with the bananas?

268
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,275
Potassium.

269
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,954
Okay, where is he?

270
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,857
You're wasting your time.

271
00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:53,758
What?

272
00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:06,733
-What have you done to him?
-That's my monkey. That's Patty.

273
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:11,476
Are you insane? Come here, Marcel.

274
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:13,711
Come here, Patty.

275
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,409
Come here, Marcel.

276
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:16,979
Come here, Patty.

277
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,987
Here, monkey.

278
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:20,516
Here, monkey!

279
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:22,489
Gotcha!

280
00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:25,723
-Give me my monkey back!
-It's mine.

281
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,922
Take this up with the judge.

282
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:32,695
That's not my monkey. The dress
is mine. Send it back whenever.

283
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,805
All right, I want my monkey!

284
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,999
-Oh, come on, Luisa.
-Sorry, prom queen.

285
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:41,441
You had to be a bitch in school,
instead of fat.

286
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:46,115
In high school, I was prom queen...

287
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:49,980
...and the homecoming queen and you...

288
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,054
...were also there.

289
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:56,918
But this isn't high school.
We're all adults here!

290
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,993
Heckles! Can I have this?

291
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:02,324
For the most part.

292
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:07,062
If you take this monkey, I'll lose
an important person in my life.

293
00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:11,402
You can hate me if you want,
but please do not punish him.

294
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:14,807
You have a chance
to be the bigger person here.

295
00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:16,844
Take it!

296
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:21,009
No.

297
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:26,248
All right. Then I'll call
your supervisor and tell her...

298
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:29,292
...you shot my friend with a dart!

299
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:39,332
It'll be nice to get this off,
won't it?

300
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,507
Or we can leave it on. That's fine.

301
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:47,042
With the right pumps,
that would be a great little outfit.

302
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:54,916
Listen, I'm sorry I was so hard
on you before

303
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:58,248
No, it was my fault.
I almost lost your

304
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:02,154
Yeah, but you got him back.
You were great.

305
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:10,193
We still have that bottle of wine.

306
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:14,303
Are you in the mood
for something grape?

307
00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:17,770
-Sure, that would be good.
-All right.

308
00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:31,049
The neighbors must be vacuuming.

309
00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:40,821
Well, as long as we're here...

310
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,332
...and not on the subject....

311
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:47,935
I was thinking about...

312
00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:53,301
... how mad we got
at each other before.

313
00:21:57,082 --> 00:22:00,449
And maybe it was partially
because of how we

314
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:02,917
-Rachel?
-Barry?

315
00:22:03,221 --> 00:22:07,715
I can't do it.
I can't marry Mindy.

316
00:22:07,926 --> 00:22:10,451
I think I'm still in love with you.

317
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:19,402
We have got to start
locking that door!

318
00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:28,743
Show us! Come on!

319
00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:32,883
-lt was such a long time ago.
-Okay, fine. All right.

320
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:37,249
This is me in The Sound of Music.
See the von Trapp kids?

321
00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:40,353
That's because I'm in front of them.

322
00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:42,388
Big nun!

323
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,425
I thought that was an alp.

324
00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:47,827
High school wasn't
my favorite time.

325
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,194
I loved high school.

326
00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:54,202
It was four years of parties,
dating and sex and

327
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:57,807
Well, I went to boarding school
with 400 boys.

328
00:22:58,076 --> 00:23:02,376
Any sex I had would've involved
a major lifestyle choice.

329
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:07,481
Doesn't it seem like
a million years ago?

330
00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:14,682
My butt cheek is waking up!