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Title "The One with George Stephanopoulos"
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1
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All right, Phoebe?

2
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If I were omnipotent for a day,
I would want world peace...

3
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...no hunger, good things
for the rain forest.

4
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And bigger boobs.

5
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Well, see, you took mine.

6
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What about you?

7
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If I were omnipotent for a day,
I'd make myself omnipotent forever.

8
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There's always one guy. "lf I had a
wish, I'd wish for three more wishes. "

9
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Hey, Joey.

10
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What would you do
if you were omnipotent?

11
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Probably kill myself.

12
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Excuse me?

13
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If little Joey's dead,
then I got no reason to live.

14
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Joey, omnipotent.

15
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You are?

16
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Ross, l' m sorry. I had no idea. I
thought it was a theoretical question.

17
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The One With the George Stephanopoulos

18
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How does she do that?

19
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I can't sleep in a public place.

20
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Libraries, airplanes,
movie theaters....

21
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You slept at the Grand Canyon.

22
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Hello, Mom and Dad never took us
to the Grand Canyon.

23
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Mom and Dad took us
to the Grand Canyon?

24
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Would you look at her?
She is so peaceful.

25
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Yeah.

26
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What? What? What?

27
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-Hi.
-It's okay. You just nodded off again.

28
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What's going on?

29
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I got no sleep last night. My
grandmother has a new boyfriend...

30
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...and they' re both kind of insecure
in bed, so And deaf.

31
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They reassure each other
that they' re having a good time.

32
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You have no idea how loud they are.

33
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-You can stay with Rachel and me.
-Thanks.

34
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95, 96, 97. See, I told you.

35
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Less than 1 00 steps
from our place to here.

36
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You got way too much free time, man.

37
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There's the birthday boy.

38
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Hockey tickets. Rangers-Penguins
tonight and we're taking you.

39
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-Happy birthday, pal!
-We love you, man.

40
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It's funny. My birthday
was seven months ago.

41
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-So?
-So you had an extra ticket...

42
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...and couldn't decide
who got to bring a date?

43
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Well, aren't we
Mr. The-Glass-ls-Half-Empty?

44
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Oh, my God! Is today the 20th?
October 20th?

45
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-I hoped you wouldn't remember.
-What's wrong with the 20th?

46
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Eleven days before Halloween.
All the good costumes are gone?

47
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T oday's the day Carol and I first...

48
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...consummated our...

49
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... physical relationship.

50
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Sex.

51
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-You told your sister that?
-Believe me, I told everyone.

52
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I better pass on the game.

53
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I'm just gonna go home and think about
my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.

54
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The hell with hockey!
Let's all do that!

55
00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:09,746
Come on, Ross! You, me, Joey, ice!
Guys' night out!

56
00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:12,418
Come on, what do you say, big guy?

57
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-What are you doing?
-I have no idea.

58
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-Come on, Ross.
-Maybe it will take my mind off it.

59
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-Promise to buy me a big foam finger?
-You got it.

60
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Look, look, look! My first paycheck!

61
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Look at the window!
There's my name! Hi, me!

62
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I remember when
I got my first paycheck.

63
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There was a cave-in in a mine,
and eight people were killed.

64
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-You worked in a mine?
-No, I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why?

65
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Isn't this exciting? I earned this.
I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk.

66
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And it was totally...

67
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... not worth it.

68
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What's FlCA?
Why's he getting all my money?

69
00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:06,261
I mean, what?
Chandler, look at that.

70
00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:09,038
This is not that bad.

71
00:05:09,243 --> 00:05:12,041
You're fine, yeah, for a first job.

72
00:05:12,246 --> 00:05:14,908
You can totally,
totally live on this.

73
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.

74
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-By the way, great service today.
-Yeah.

75
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-Hockey!
-Hockey!

76
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-Hockey!
-Hockey.

77
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Rachel?

78
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Oh, my God!

79
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I swear I've seen birds
do this on Wild Kingdom.

80
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What are you doing here?

81
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We were in the city shopping, and your
mom said you work here, and it's true!

82
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Look at you in the apron.
You look like you're in a play.

83
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God, look at you! You're so big!
I can't believe it!

84
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I know, I know! I'm a duplex.

85
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IKiki, you look phenomenal. I mean,
you've lost, like, a ton of weight.

86
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And you should...

87
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... really, really It's time to stop,
you look perfect.

88
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What's going on?

89
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Well, guess who my dad's
making partner in his firm?

90
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And while we're on
the subject of news....

91
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Look, look! I have elbows!

92
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Passes it up to Leetch.

93
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Leetch spots Messier. Here's the pass!

94
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We'll take a time-out while Messier
looks at some women's shoes.

95
00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:12,531
Carol was wearing boots just like
those the night that we first....

96
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You know? In fact, she....

97
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She never took them off.

98
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It's because we Sorry, sorry.

99
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I can't believe

100
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-What?
-Peach pit.

101
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Yes, bunny?

102
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Peach pit. That night, we had

103
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-Peaches?
-Actually, nectarines but....

104
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Could've been a peach.

105
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Then we Then we got dressed
and I walked her to...

106
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...the bus stop. I' m fine.

107
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Hey, that woman's got
an ass like Carol's.

108
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What? I thought we were
trying to find stuff.

109
00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:05,512
Come on, you guys.
T ell me all the dirt.

110
00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:10,782
Well, the biggest news is still you
dumping Barry at the altar.

111
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-Let's talk reality for a second.
-Okay.

112
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-When are you coming home?
-What? Guys, l' m not.

113
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-Come on. This is us.
-l' m not.

114
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This is what l' m doing now.
I've got this job.

115
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I even do my own laundry.

116
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-This is what l' m doing now.
-Waitressing?

117
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I' m not just waitressing.
I mean, l' m....

118
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I write the specials
on the specials board.

119
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And I take the dead flowers
out of the vase.

120
00:08:55,769 --> 00:09:00,638
Sometimes Arturo lets me put the
chocolate blobbies on the cookies.

121
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Well, your mom didn't tell us
about the blobbies.

122
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Hey, Rach.
How was it with your friends?

123
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Okay, how would you like
some Tiki Death punch?

124
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-What's that?
-Well, it's rum and

125
00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:29,264
Okay.

126
00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:34,735
Since Phoebe's staying,
we'll have a slumber party.

127
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We got trashy magazines.
We got cookie dough. We got Twister.

128
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And I brought Operation. But I lost
the tweezers so we can't operate.

129
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But we can prep the guy.

130
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-Rach, it's the Visa card people.
-Oh, God. Ask them what they want.

131
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Could you please tell me
what this is in reference to?

132
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There's been unusual
activity on your account.

133
00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,969
I haven't used my card in weeks.

134
00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,801
That is the unusual activity.

135
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,377
They wanna see if you're okay.

136
00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:16,606
They wanna know if I'm okay?
Okay, let's see.

137
00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:20,651
Well, let's see.
The FlCA guys took all my money.

138
00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:24,449
Everyone is getting married
or pregnant or promoted.

139
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:28,754
And I'm getting coffee.
And it's not even for me!

140
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:33,331
If that sounds like I'm okay,
then tell them I'm okay. Okay?

141
00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:40,438
Rachel has left the building.
Can you call back?

142
00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:43,303
All right! Come on!

143
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:46,372
Let's play Twister!

144
00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:59,424
-Sorry.
-Sorry. Sorry, sorry.

145
00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:03,426
There was ice that night with Carol?
Plastic seats?

146
00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:06,622
Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?

147
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:11,063
No, I was just saying
we're not sitting together.

148
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:15,071
But now that you mention it,
there was ice that night.

149
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:18,443
It was the first frost.

150
00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:20,977
Sit. Just sit down. Sit.

151
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,776
You're doing
this amazing independent thing.

152
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,283
Monica, what is so amazing?

153
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:31,685
I gave up, like, everything.
And for what?

154
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:35,419
-You are just like Jack.
-Jack from downstairs?

155
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:39,088
No, Jack and the Beanstalk.

156
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,158
Ah, the other Jack.

157
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:45,805
Right. He gave up something
but then he got those magic beans.

158
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:50,375
And then he woke up
and there was this big plant...

159
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:54,069
...outside of his window,
full of possibilities.

160
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:57,717
He lived in a village,
and you live in the Village.

161
00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:04,323
Okay. But, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow.
I gave up an orthodontist.

162
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-Okay, I know I didn't love him....
-Oh, see, Jack did love the cow.

163
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:13,257
But, see, it was a plan. It was clear.

164
00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:16,402
Everything was figured out.
Now it's like....

165
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,662
-Floopy?
-Yeah.

166
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:23,170
We don't know where we' re going.

167
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:28,780
It's all gonna come together
and it's just gonna be un-floopy.

168
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:31,314
Yeah, like that's a word.

169
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:38,348
Okay. But Monica, what if
it doesn't come together?

170
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,155
Pheebs?

171
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:45,964
Well, because you just
I don't like this question.

172
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:50,297
See, you guys?
What if we don't get magic beans?

173
00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:55,203
I mean, what if all
we've got are beans?

174
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:01,945
Get him! Get him! Get him!

175
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:05,084
Yes! You're not laughing now,
are you, pal?

176
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:09,244
All you needed were guys
hitting each other with sticks.

177
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,822
Pass it! Pass it!

178
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:16,587
-He's open! He's open!
-Shoot it! Shoot it!

179
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:24,296
Hey, look, we're on that TV thing.

180
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,842
Excuse me?

181
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:41,316
It says to call if you're not
satisfied with this candy bar.

182
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:44,649
Well, I'm not completely satisfied.

183
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,519
Well, the label
promises nutty goodness.

184
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:55,223
It's an emergency. But you know that,
or we'd be in the predicament room.

185
00:13:57,404 --> 00:14:00,635
Hold on. Fill these out.
Sit over there!

186
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:05,003
I don't want to make any trouble
but I'm in a lot of pain.

187
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:09,512
-My face is dented.
-Well, you'll have to wait your turn.

188
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:14,813
-How long do you think it will be?
-Any minute now.

189
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,016
Hey, this

190
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:35,305
I' m so sorry, you guys.
I didn't mean to bring you down.

191
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:40,912
No, you were right.
I don't have a plan.

192
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,382
-Pizza guy.
-Food!

193
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,679
-Phoebe?
-What?

194
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:53,121
-Do you have a plan?
-I don't even have a " pla. "

195
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,156
One mushroom, green pepper and onion?

196
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:02,165
No, no, no.
That's not what we ordered!

197
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:06,305
We ordered a fat-free crust
with extra cheese!

198
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:13,502
Wait. You' re not G. Stephanopoulos?
Man, my dad's gonna kill me!

199
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:17,911
Wait! Did you say G. Stephanopoulos?

200
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:23,181
Yeah, this one goes across the street.
I gave him yours. Bonehead! Bonehead!

201
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:27,121
When you do that,
you're only hitting yourself.

202
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:35,065
Was this a small Mediterranean guy
with curiously intelligent good looks?

203
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:39,295
-That sounds right.
-Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?

204
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:43,340
-And a power tie?
-No, pretty much just a towel.

205
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:47,639
-Oh, God!
-You guys want me to take this back?

206
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:52,614
What, are you nuts? We've got
George Stephanopoulos' pizza!

207
00:15:56,222 --> 00:16:00,818
Pheebs, who's George Snuffleupagus?

208
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:05,122
That's Big Bird's friend.

209
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:10,300
-I see pizza!
-I want to see. Let me see.

210
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,494
Hello! Who are we spying on?

211
00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:15,869
White House adviser,
Clinton's campaign guy.

212
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:19,477
The one with the great hair,
sexy smile, cute butt.

213
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:23,740
Oh, him! The little guy.
Oh, I love him!

214
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:29,411
-Wait. Wait, I see a woman.
-T ell me it's his mother.

215
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:32,284
-Definitely not his mother.
-Oh, no!

216
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:37,156
Wait, she's walking across the floor.
She's walking, she's walking....

217
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:41,095
She's going for the pizza
That's not for you, bitch!

218
00:16:56,082 --> 00:17:01,076
We've been here for over an hour,
and people less sick have gone in.

219
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:04,916
That guy with the toe thing,
who's he sleeping with?

220
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,595
Oh, come on, Dora. Don't be mad.

221
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:13,595
I know we both said some things...

222
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:19,267
...we didn't mean but that doesn't
mean we still don't love each other.

223
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:23,067
You know, I feel like I've lost her.

224
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,604
-Come on, push me.
-No.

225
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,409
-Push me.
-We' re gonna get in trouble.

226
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:34,018
Don't be a baby. Push me. Push me.

227
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:39,590
All right. I' m gonna push you, okay?
How about I push you like this?

228
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:47,196
Now you're gonna be in a wheelchair
the rest of your life, pally-wally....

229
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:54,530
I am so very sorry. Can I sign you?

230
00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:59,001
-Lights still out?
-Yeah.

231
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:02,010
Well, maybe they' re napping.

232
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:06,777
-Please. They' re having sex.
-Shut up!

233
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:14,252
So, what do you think George is like?

234
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,793
-I think he's shy.
-Yeah.

235
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:19,863
Yeah. I think you have
to draw him out.

236
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:25,094
And then when you do,
he's a preppy animal.

237
00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:29,031
-What do you think of the guys?
-Our guys?

238
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:32,643
-Yeah, our guys.
-I feel funny talking about that.

239
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:36,111
-Oh, come on.
-Okay. Well....

240
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:39,046
I think Joey's like
a little kiddie ride.

241
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:43,552
You just have to put the quarter in
and it just goes.

242
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:48,988
He might surprise you. One time,
he helped me put on my coat...

243
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:51,993
...and he was really tender.

244
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:56,726
Come on, baby, come on. Let's go.

245
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,836
Yes!

246
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:04,570
Chandler's one of those repressed guys
who you'd have to seduce.

247
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:09,680
I think it's an act. Chandler is
more sophisticated than he seems.

248
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,615
-You know who's kind of sexy?
-Don't.

249
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:21,282
-Ross.
-No, guys. Please, he is my brother.

250
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:25,157
I know exactly what you mean.
He can be really smooth.

251
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:39,105
Can't you just picture him in bed?

252
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,576
I really don't want to.

253
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,880
Come on, laugh. Laugh.

254
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:50,381
I remember the moonlight coming in the
window, and her face had the most...

255
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,251
...incredible glow.

256
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:56,417
The moon, the glow,
the magical feeling. You did this.

257
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,962
Could I get some painkillers
over here, please?

258
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:04,199
He's right. Enough.
What's the big deal about today?

259
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:07,202
So you slept with her
for the first time.

260
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:10,501
You slept with her
for seven years after that.

261
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:13,578
It's a little more complicated

262
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:18,547
What is it, that she left you
for another woman that likes women?

263
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:24,314
Louder. There's a man on the 1 2th
floor in a coma who didn't hear you.

264
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:27,887
Then, what?

265
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:31,691
My first time with Carol was...

266
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,492
...was my....

267
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:36,529
What?

268
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:44,032
It was my first time.

269
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:46,478
With Carol?

270
00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:52,481
Oh.

271
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:56,847
So, in your whole life,
you've only been with one?

272
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:02,317
Oh, boy. Hockey was a big mistake.

273
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:06,220
There's a bunch of stuff
we could've done tonight.

274
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,028
Okay, I got one.

275
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,564
Do you remember
that vegetarian pate...

276
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,799
...that I made that you loved so much?

277
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:21,613
Well, unless goose is a vegetable!

278
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:28,715
Now I don't feel so bad
about sleeping with Jason Hurley.

279
00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:32,880
-What? You slept with Jason?
-You had already broken up.

280
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:35,560
-How long?
-Just a couple hours.

281
00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:40,461
-Oh, that's nice!
-Okay, okay, okay, I got one!

282
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:47,372
Anyway, the valentine T om left in
your locker was really from me!

283
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,972
Excuse me?

284
00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:54,636
Hello! Like he was really
gonna send you one.

285
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:59,147
She was a big girl!

286
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:06,016
Really? Well, at least big girls don't
pee in their pants in seventh grade!

287
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:09,123
I was laughing. You made me laugh!

288
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:11,889
Oh, my God! There he is! There he is!

289
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:15,431
-Where?
-Where we've been looking all night.

290
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:18,862
-He's so cute.
-George, baby, drop the towel.

291
00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:23,441
-Come on, drop the towel.
-Drop it. Will you please drop it?

292
00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:25,803
Wow!

293
00:22:28,614 --> 00:22:33,745
Man, can you believe
he's only had sex with one woman?

294
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:38,550
I think it's great.
You know, it's sweet.

295
00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:40,817
It's romantic.

296
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:42,688
Really?

297
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:46,126
You kidding? The guy's a freak.
I judge him.

298
00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:48,232
-Hey, man!
-Hey, buddy!

299
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:56,099
Oh, that's attractive.

300
00:22:57,276 --> 00:23:00,871
I thought you were great
in Silence of the Lambs.

301
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:06,310
Admit it, all things considered,
you had fun tonight.

302
00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:10,114
Fun? Where was the fun?
T ell me which part was fun.

303
00:23:10,323 --> 00:23:11,722
Where's my puck?

304
00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:14,893
-The kid has it.
-The kid

305
00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:18,626
Excuse me, that's my puck.

306
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:23,268
I found it.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.

307
00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:27,830
You gotta do it, man.

308
00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:31,744
I' m rubber, you' re glue.
Whatever you

309
00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:33,741
I can't do it.

310
00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:36,709
-Listen, give me back my puck.
-No.

311
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,543
-Yes, how about?
-No.

312
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,548
-Give me my puck.
-No.

313
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,687
No roughhousing in my ER!

314
00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:45,380
Give me my puck!

315
00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:52,694
Now that was fun.

316
00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:02,541
Okay, Monica. Right foot, red.

317
00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:06,576
We could've played Monopoly, but no!

318
00:24:12,418 --> 00:24:14,181
Thanks.

319
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:24,195
Okay, Pheebs. Right hand, blue.

320
00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:35,130
Ross, switch with me
and Phoebe could be number two.

321
00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:41,543
Nothing. It's a Twister thing.
The rules are on the back of the box.

322
00:24:44,217 --> 00:24:45,912
Hello?

323
00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:48,018
It's the Visa card people.

324
00:24:48,221 --> 00:24:52,214
-Okay. Will you take my place?
-All right. This is Rachel.

325
00:24:52,425 --> 00:24:54,120
No!

326
00:24:56,229 --> 00:25:01,633
Hello? Oh, yeah. No, I know.
I haven't been using it much.

327
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:05,099
Oh, well, thanks.
But l' m okay, really.

328
00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:07,670
-To the green.
-Oh, no.

329
00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:10,707
I've got magic beans.

330
00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:14,474
No, no, never mind.

331
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,410
T o the left! T o the left!

332
00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:20,780
I' m fine.