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Title "The One Where Underdog Gets Away"
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Terry, I know I haven't worked here
very long but would it be possible...

2
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...if I got a $1 00 advance
on my salary?

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An advance?

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So I can spend
Thanksgiving with my family.

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Every year we ski in Vail,
and my father pays for my ticket.

6
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But I've started
this independent thing...

7
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...which is actually why
I took this "job. "

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Rachel, Rachel, sweetheart!

9
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You' re a terrible, terrible waitress.

10
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Really, really awful.

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I hear what you're saying.
I'm with you.

12
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But I'm trying really hard,
and I think I'm doing better.

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I really do.

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-Does anybody need coffee?
-Yeah, over here.

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Look at that.

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The One Where Underdog Gets Away

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Excuse me, sir? Hi.
You come in here all the time.

18
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Do you think there's a possibility
that you could advance me my tips?

19
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Okay, okay. That's fine. Fine.
Sorry about that spill before!

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Only 98.50 to go!

21
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Did you know Mom and Dad are going
to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?

22
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-What? No, they're not.
-Yes, the Blymans invited them.

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You' re wrong.

24
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-I am not wrong.
-You' re wrong.

25
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No, I just talked to them.

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I' m calling Mom.

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-Hey, hey.
-Hey!

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And this from the Cry for Help
Department: Are you wearing makeup?

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Yes, I am. As of today, I'm officially
Joey T ribbiani, actor/model.

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That's funny. I was thinking you look
more like, Joey T ribbiani, man/woman.

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-What were you modeling for?
-Posters for the free clinic.

32
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So you' re gonna be one
of those healthy guys?

33
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-The asthma guy's really cute.
-Know which one you'll be?

34
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No, but I hear Lyme disease
is open, so you know....

35
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-Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
-Thanks.

36
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You were right. How can they do this?
It's Thanksgiving!

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What if I cook dinner at my place?
I'll make it just like Mom's.

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Will you make mashed potatoes
with the lumps?

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They're not actually supposed to
I'll work on the lumps.

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-Joey, you' re going home?
-Yeah.

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Chandler, you' re still boycotting
all the pilgrim holidays?

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-Every single one of them.
-Phoebe, you'll be with your grandma?

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And her boyfriend.

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We're celebrating Thanksgiving
in December because he's lunar.

45
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So you're free Thursday then?

46
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-Yeah. Oh, can I come?
-Yeah.

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-Rach, are you gonna make it to Vail?
-Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop.

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-Only $1 02 to go.
-I thought it was 98. 50?

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Yeah, well, it was, but l
I broke a cup, so....

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-Well, l' m off to Carol's.
-Ooh, ooh, why don't we invite her?

51
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Ooh, ooh, because she's my ex-wife
and will want to bring her...

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...ooh, ooh, lesbian life partner.

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Hi. Is Carol here?

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-No, she's at a faculty meeting.
-I just came by to pick up my skull.

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Well, not mine, but....

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-Come in.
-Thanks.

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Carol borrowed it, and I have
to get it back to the museum.

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-What's it look like?
-Kind of like a big face without skin.

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Yes. I'm familiar with the concept.

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-We can just look for it.
-Okay.

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Wow, you guys sure have a lot
of books about being a lesbian.

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Well, you know,
you have to take a course.

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Otherwise they don't let you do it.

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Hey, Yertle the Turtle! A classic.

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Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.

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The baby that hasn't been born yet?

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Wouldn't that mean you're crazy?

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You don't think
they can hear sounds in there?

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You' re not serious?
I mean, you really talk to it?

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Yeah, all the time.
I want the baby to know my voice.

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Well, that's just
Do you talk about me?

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-Yeah. All the time.
-Really?

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But, we just refer to you
as " Bobo the Sperm Guy. "

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If she's talking to it, I just think
I should get some belly time too.

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Not that I believe this.

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I believe it. I think the baby
can hear everything.

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-Really?
-I'll show you. This'll seem weird.

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But you put your head
inside this turkey...

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...and we'll all talk
and you'll hear everything we say.

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I'd just like to say I'm totally
behind this experiment.

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In fact, I'd very much like
to butter your head.

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-Hey.
-Rach, did you make your money?

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No, not even close. Forget Vail.
Forget seeing my family.

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Forget shoop, shoop, shoop.

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-Rach, here's your mail.
-Thanks. You can put it on the table.

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No. Here's your mail!

87
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Thanks. You can put it on the table!

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Would you just open it!

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Oh, my God! You guys are great!

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We all chipped in.

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-We did?
-You owe me $20.

92
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Thank you. Thank you so much!

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Chandler, got your traditional
holiday feast. T omato soup...

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...grilled-cheese fixings
and a family-size bag of Funyuns.

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This is your Thanksgiving dinner?
What is it with you and this holiday?

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-I'm 9 years old.
-I hate this story!

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We've finished this magnificent
Thanksgiving dinner. I have...

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...a mouthful of pumpkin pie.

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And then my parents tell me
they're getting divorced.

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Oh, my God!

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Very difficult to enjoy Thanksgiving
dinner once you've seen it in reverse.

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What's this?
I never saw this at Mom's.

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-It's a yam.
-Hello....

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This isn't a yam.
Yam comes in purple cans.

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They don't They don't come in these.

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Ross, don't take this the wrong way
or anything, but back off.

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Hi.

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-We used to work together.
-We did?

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Yeah, at Macy's.
You' re the Obsession girl, right?

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-Yes.
-I was the Aramis guy.

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-Aramis. Aramis. Aramis.
-Yeah, right!

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-You' re the best in the business.
-Get out.

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You' re amazing! You know when
to spritz. You know when to lay back.

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Really? You don't know
what that means to me.

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You smell great tonight.
What are you wearing?

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Nothing.

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-Listen, do you wanna go get a drink?
-Yeah, that would be

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-What's wrong?
-I have to do something.

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What?

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-Leave.
-Wait, wait, wait!

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So I guess you all saw it.

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-What?
-Saw what?

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No, we' re just laughing. You know
how laughter can be infectious.

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Set another place for Thanksgiving.
My entire family thinks I have VD.

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"T onight, on a very special Blossom. "

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Looking good! Okay!

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Cider's mulling, turkey's turkeying,
yams are yamming....

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What?

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I don't know. It's just not
the same without Mom in the kitchen.

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Get out and stop annoying me!

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Oh, that's closer.

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I got the tickets!

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Five hours from now,
shoop, shoop, shoop!

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-Oh, you must stop shooping.
-Okay, l' m gonna get my stuff.

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Will you come in?

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I prefer to keep a safe distance
from all this merriment.

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Look out! Incoming pumpkin pie!

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We laughed when you did it with
the stuffing, but that's not funny.

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Hey, Monica, I got a question.
I don't see any T ator T ots.

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-That's not a question.
-My mom makes them. It's a tradition.

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You get a piece of turkey on your fork,
a little cranberry sauce and a T ot!

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I mean, it's bad enough I can't be
with my family because of my disease.

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All right. Fine.

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Tonight's potatoes will be mashed,
with lumps and in the form of Tots.

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All right, I'm off
to talk to my unborn child.

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Okay, Mom never hit.

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Okay, all done.

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Phoebe, did you whip the pota?
Ross needs lumps!

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Oh, l' m sorry! I just

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I thought we could have them whipped
and then add some peas and onions.

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Why do that?

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Because then they'd be just like my
mom used to make it, before she died.

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Okay. Three kinds
of potatoes coming up.

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Okay. Goodbye, you guys!
Thanks for everything!

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Oh, God, look at
Sorry! I'm so sorry.

156
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An unbelievable thing happened!
Underdog got away!

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00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:14,178
-The balloon?
-No, no, the actual cartoon character.

158
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Of course the balloon!

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He broke free and was spotted
flying over Washington Square Park.

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-I'm going to the roof. Who's with me?
-I can't!

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An 80-foot dog over the city?
How often does that happen?

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Almost never.

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-Got the keys?
-Okay.

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Anytime you' re ready.

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Okay. Okay, here we go.

166
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:54,523
Okay. Where am I talking to here?

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There is one way that offers a
certain acoustical advantage, but....

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Just aim for the bump.

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Okay.

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Okay. Okay. Okay, here goes.

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You know, I can't do this. This is

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It's too weird. I feel stupid.

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It's fine. You don't have to do it
just because Susan does it.

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Hello, baby. Hello. Hello.

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the moment we first saw
the dog shadow fall over the park!

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00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:41,897
But did they have to shoot him down?
That was just mean.

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Right now the turkey should
be crispy on the outside...

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...and juicy on the inside.

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Why are we standing here?

180
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We're waiting for you to open
the door. You have the keys.

181
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No, I don't.

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Yes, you do. When we left,
you said, "Got the keys. "

183
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:06,861
No, I didn't. I asked, "Got the keys? "

184
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:10,761
No, no, no. You said, "Got the keys! "

185
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:14,270
Do either of you have the keys?

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00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,076
-The oven is on!
-I've gotta get my ticket!

187
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:21,304
-Wait! We have a copy of your key.
-Get it!

188
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,449
That tone won't make me go any faster.

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00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,881
-Joey.
-That one will.

190
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:34,492
And everyone's telling me,
"You gotta pick a major. "

191
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:39,290
So on a dare, I picked paleontology.

192
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And you have no idea what I'm saying,
because, face it, you' re a fetus.

193
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You're happy you don't
have gills anymore.

194
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You don't have to talk to it.
You can sing

195
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,543
Please. I am not singing
to your stomach, okay?

196
00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,952
How's it going?

197
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,916
Here we come

198
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,352
Walking down the street

199
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Get the funniest looks from
Everyone we meet

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00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,289
Hey, hey

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-Hey, did you just feel that?
-I did.

202
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-Does it always?
-That was the first.

203
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IKeep singing! IKeep singing!

204
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:25,742
Hey, hey, you 're my baby
And I can 't wait to meet you

205
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:30,439
When you come out I'll buy you a bagel
Then we 'll go to the zoo

206
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,244
-lt did it again!
-I felt it that time!

207
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:38,117
Hey, hey, I'm your daddy
I'm the one without any breasts

208
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:46,288
This is great. It's 5:00. My plane
is pulling away from the gate.

209
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,935
-Maybe you can take a later flight.
-There is none.

210
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-You can go tomorrow.
-T omorrow is not Thanksgiving!

211
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If l' m gonna cheer you up,
you have to meet me halfway.

212
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,942
Can you go any faster?

213
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:05,275
I got one keyhole and a zillion keys!
You do the math.

214
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:09,012
Why do you guys have so many
keys in there anyway?

215
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,622
For an emergency just like this.

216
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,019
All right. Listen, smirky!

217
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:18,959
If not for your stupid balloon,
I'd be on a plane...

218
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:22,931
...watching a woman do this... right
now. But l' m not!

219
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,101
You said you had the keys!

220
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:30,902
No, I didn't! I wouldn't say I had
the keys unless I had the keys!

221
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:35,104
That's it! Enough with the keys.
No one say keys!

222
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,913
Why would I have the keys?!

223
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:43,385
-Aside from the fact you said you did?
-I didn't!

224
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:44,921
-You should've.
-Why?

225
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,114
-Because!
-Why?

226
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:51,093
Everything's my responsibility?
Isn't it enough that l' m making dinner?

227
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:55,529
Everyone wants a different kind
of potato, so I'm making them.

228
00:18:55,735 --> 00:19:00,695
Does anybody care what kind
of potatoes I want? No!

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00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,738
No! No!

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00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:07,936
Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas
and onions, and Mario gets his T ots

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00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:12,244
It's my first Thanksgiving, and l

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00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:15,512
It's all burnt, and I can't....

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00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:22,686
Monica, only dogs can hear you now.
Look, the door's open. Here we go.

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00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,735
-All right, Chandler, don't lose this.
-No

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00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,801
Well, the turkey's burnt!

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00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:42,277
Potatoes are ruined! Potatoes
are ruined! Potatoes are ruined!

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00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,713
Here we come

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00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:46,886
Walking down the

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00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,617
This doesn't smell like Mom's.

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00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:58,894
It doesn't, does it? You wanted lumps?
Here you go, buddy. You got one!

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00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:04,531
-Don't yell at me. You burned dinner!
-Hey, don't make her squeak again!

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00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:10,609
God, this is great! The plane is gone.
I guess I'm stuck here with you guys.

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00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:14,906
We all had better plans.
This was nobody's first choice!

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00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:20,279
Oh, really? So why was I busting
my ass to make this delicious dinner?

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00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:23,649
-You call that delicious?
-You be quiet!

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00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:27,649
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

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00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,693
Now this feels like Thanksgiving.

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00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,498
Skiing.

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00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:43,231
Shoop, shoop, shoop....

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00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,967
Shoop.

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-Eww.
-What?

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00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:52,584
Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey
out of the oven.

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00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:56,620
-Who cares?
-He just sat in gravy.

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00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,518
Oh, my God! He's not alone.

255
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:07,495
Ugly Naked Guy is having Thanksgiving
dinner with Ugly Naked Gal.

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00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,433
I gotta see this!

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00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:15,133
All right, Ugly Naked Guy!

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00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:18,210
Ugly naked dancing!

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00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,410
It's nice that he has someone.

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00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,183
Shall I carve?

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00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,562
-By all means.
-All right.

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00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:45,295
Who wants light cheese,
and who wants dark cheese?

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00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:49,168
I don't even want to know
about the dark cheese.

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00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,935
-Does anybody wanna split this?
-I will.

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00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:55,546
-You guys have to make a wish.
-Make a wish?

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00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,478
Come on, you know, Thanksgiving.

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00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:06,285
You got the bigger half!
What did you wish for?

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The bigger half.

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00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:13,160
All right, I'd like
to propose a toast.

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A little toast here. Ding, ding!

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00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:18,664
This isn't the Thanksgiving
you planned...

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00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:22,830
...but for me,
this has been really great.

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00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:28,981
I think because it didn't involve
divorce or projectile vomiting.

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00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:34,647
If you'd gone to Vail
or if you had been with your family...

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00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:38,381
...or if you didn't have syphilis
and stuff...

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...we wouldn't be together.

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00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:45,960
I guess what l' m trying
to say is that...

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00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:51,000
... I' m very thankful that all
of your Thanksgivings sucked.

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-That's so sweet!
-Thank you.

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00:22:57,210 --> 00:23:00,771
-Here's to a lousy Christmas!
-And a crappy New Year!

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00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,505
-Hear, hear!
-Hear, hear!
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