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| Title | "The One with Russ" |
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1 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:09,331 Slow down! The will not be sold out at 1:00 in the morning. 2 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:12,137 I'm excited! I've never got reviewed before! 3 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:15,907 You were so amazing as the king! I'm really impressed. 4 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:17,378 Although you know what? 5 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:20,075 You might wanna concider wear underwear next time. 6 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:24,021 When you sat on the throne, you could see your... 7 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:25,850 ... royal subjects. 8 00:00:26,350 --> 00:00:28,650 Come on, no one wear underwear back then. 9 00:00:28,650 --> 00:00:31,350 I am sure the critic will appreciate your authority. 10 00:00:32,350 --> 00:00:34,361 Nice gender, by the way! 11 00:00:34,361 --> 00:00:36,361 Thanks man! 12 00:00:36,361 --> 00:00:37,556 Here it is! Here it is! 13 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:41,724 "The only thing worse than the mindless adolescent direction... 14 00:00:41,967 --> 00:00:46,802 ...was Joseph Tribbiani's disturbingly unskilled portrayal of the king." 15 00:00:47,239 --> 00:00:49,469 Okay, look. That is one guy's opinion. 16 00:00:49,708 --> 00:00:52,336 All right? Pheebs, read yours. 17 00:00:52,544 --> 00:00:56,173 "The only thing worse than the mindless, adolescent direction" 18 00:00:56,381 --> 00:00:58,406 Anybody have one from a different paper? 19 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,212 Ross, read yours. 20 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:03,252 I don't want to. 21 00:01:05,252 --> 00:01:07,252 The only enjoyable moment ¡¡ 22 00:01:07,352 --> 00:01:10,156 ¡¡was when the king has been hanged and he can speak no more. 23 00:01:11,056 --> 00:01:14,423 Joey, they don't know what they're talking about. 24 00:01:14,927 --> 00:01:15,916 Maybe they do. 25 00:01:16,195 --> 00:01:20,291 I've done this 10 years and I'm nowhere. There's gotta be a reason. 26 00:01:20,532 --> 00:01:22,864 Come on, you're just paying your dues. 27 00:01:23,068 --> 00:01:25,161 No, no, no. It's too hard. 28 00:01:25,371 --> 00:01:27,305 It's not worth it. I quit. 29 00:01:27,539 --> 00:01:28,767 Come on, Joey! 30 00:01:28,974 --> 00:01:31,374 Wait, wait one minute. Wait a minute. 31 00:01:31,610 --> 00:01:34,306 I believe this will change your mind. 32 00:01:34,546 --> 00:01:39,245 "ln a mediocre play, Joseph Tribbiani achieved brilliant levels of 33 00:01:39,551 --> 00:01:41,610 Continued on page 153. 34 00:01:42,421 --> 00:01:43,615 sucking." 35 00:01:45,090 --> 00:01:47,081 The One With Russ 36 00:02:30,081 --> 00:02:32,881 It there anything else you ever wanna to be? 37 00:02:34,902 --> 00:02:36,893 I used to want to be a vet. 38 00:02:37,105 --> 00:02:40,541 Then I found out you have to put your hands into cows. 39 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:46,869 Are you okay? 40 00:02:47,115 --> 00:02:49,777 Just a tough day at work, you know? 41 00:02:50,018 --> 00:02:52,248 Stegosaurus fell over, trapped a kid. 42 00:02:55,189 --> 00:02:57,919 I know this jacket. This is Fun Bobby's jacket! 43 00:02:58,126 --> 00:03:00,253 Where is he? He's here, isn't he? 44 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:02,257 -Maybe. -Don't toy with me. 45 00:03:02,764 --> 00:03:03,594 Geller! 46 00:03:03,798 --> 00:03:05,425 Hey, Fun Bobby! 47 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:07,531 Hey! You been working out? 48 00:03:07,769 --> 00:03:08,758 Not at all. 49 00:03:08,970 --> 00:03:10,460 I love this guy! 50 00:03:11,939 --> 00:03:14,305 I'm so excited to hear you're back with my sister. 51 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:16,635 -You and me both! -So what'd I miss? 52 00:03:16,878 --> 00:03:19,244 We were trying to make Joey feel better. 53 00:03:19,947 --> 00:03:21,244 Need me to pick you up? 54 00:03:21,749 --> 00:03:23,239 No, I'm all right, man. 55 00:03:23,451 --> 00:03:24,782 No, I'm picking you up! 56 00:03:25,053 --> 00:03:27,283 No, seriously. I don't need you to 57 00:03:29,991 --> 00:03:31,288 It still works! 58 00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:34,653 Before I go, does anybody else need to be picked up? 59 00:03:36,064 --> 00:03:37,463 I'm still gonna go. 60 00:03:38,399 --> 00:03:39,730 See you later, babe. 61 00:03:41,836 --> 00:03:45,636 Public display of affection coming up. You can avert your eyes. 62 00:03:52,980 --> 00:03:53,844 See you. 63 00:03:55,483 --> 00:03:57,075 Fun Bobby is so great. 64 00:03:57,285 --> 00:03:58,411 Oh, isn't he? 65 00:03:58,653 --> 00:04:03,317 I think this time it may work with him. He makes me feel so good. 66 00:04:03,524 --> 00:04:06,857 I've been feeling so lousy lately. No job, no boyfriend. 67 00:04:07,095 --> 00:04:09,359 Well, at least my cup is half full. 68 00:04:10,098 --> 00:04:12,157 Half full of love! 69 00:04:14,702 --> 00:04:18,433 For our two-week anniversary, he's taking me to his cousin's cabin. 70 00:04:18,673 --> 00:04:20,641 Cabin of love! 71 00:04:22,777 --> 00:04:25,041 We went through a lot of wine tonight. 72 00:04:25,313 --> 00:04:26,541 I only had two glasses. 73 00:04:26,781 --> 00:04:27,770 I had a glass. 74 00:04:28,015 --> 00:04:28,879 Two. 75 00:04:29,117 --> 00:04:29,981 I had one glass. 76 00:04:30,184 --> 00:04:31,549 I had a mug full in this... 77 00:04:31,819 --> 00:04:34,845 ... I-got-boned-at-the- Museum-of-Natural-History mug. 78 00:04:36,791 --> 00:04:39,282 Okay, so that's what? Two bottles. 79 00:04:39,527 --> 00:04:41,961 And yet somehow we went through five? 80 00:04:54,709 --> 00:04:57,872 So what? So he drank a lot tonight. 81 00:04:58,312 --> 00:05:00,746 Now that I think about it, I don't think... 82 00:05:01,015 --> 00:05:03,813 ...I've ever seen Fun Bobby without a drink. 83 00:05:05,553 --> 00:05:09,216 And did you notice how he always starts his stories with... 84 00:05:09,423 --> 00:05:14,156 ... "Okay, I was so wasted!" or "Oh, we were so bombed!" 85 00:05:14,362 --> 00:05:17,331 "So I wake up and I'm in this dumpster in Connecticut!" 86 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:22,230 Have you been with him when he wasn't drinking? 87 00:05:22,436 --> 00:05:26,167 We just happen to go to a lot of places where you might drink. 88 00:05:26,374 --> 00:05:29,571 How do you go to a wine-tasting without having a drink? 89 00:05:30,011 --> 00:05:32,411 Or to a club, or to the... 90 00:05:32,747 --> 00:05:33,941 ...zoo. 91 00:05:38,886 --> 00:05:40,945 Rach, does this have nonfat milk? 92 00:05:41,756 --> 00:05:43,781 I don't know, taste it. 93 00:05:47,728 --> 00:05:49,593 Too late, you already had some. 94 00:05:53,067 --> 00:05:56,298 What do you say we make these coffees lrish? 95 00:06:00,041 --> 00:06:01,065 Cake! 96 00:06:02,443 --> 00:06:05,037 Yeah, we're gonna get some cake. 97 00:06:07,548 --> 00:06:11,609 It seems like you've been making an awful lot of stuff "lrish" lately. 98 00:06:11,886 --> 00:06:16,220 I'd make them Belgian, but the waffles are hard to get into that flask. 99 00:06:18,292 --> 00:06:19,316 Yeah, okay. 100 00:06:20,161 --> 00:06:24,325 Maybe it's none of my business. Or maybe it is, I don't know. 101 00:06:25,266 --> 00:06:26,494 I'm worried about you. 102 00:06:27,568 --> 00:06:31,971 This isn't the first time somebody said something to me about this. 103 00:06:32,173 --> 00:06:35,836 But I always made excuses, like "I'm just a social drinker." 104 00:06:36,110 --> 00:06:38,578 Or "Come on, it's Flag Day!" 105 00:06:40,681 --> 00:06:42,478 So, what are you saying now? 106 00:06:44,018 --> 00:06:45,849 I guess I'm saying... 107 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:47,485 ... I'll try and quit. 108 00:06:48,089 --> 00:06:49,852 I like that you worry about me. 109 00:06:53,527 --> 00:06:55,495 So, what's going on? 110 00:06:55,930 --> 00:06:58,091 I am gonna try and quit drinking. 111 00:06:58,299 --> 00:06:59,823 Oh! Why? 112 00:07:06,974 --> 00:07:08,441 Guess who's back in show biz! 113 00:07:09,844 --> 00:07:10,811 Lorne Greene? 114 00:07:13,547 --> 00:07:15,640 No. You know why? Because he's dead. 115 00:07:15,883 --> 00:07:17,145 Oh, no. 116 00:07:19,220 --> 00:07:21,518 This is gonna seem bittersweet now... 117 00:07:21,722 --> 00:07:23,781 ... but Joey, that's who! 118 00:07:25,226 --> 00:07:28,127 My agent called with an audition for Days Of Our Lives! 119 00:07:28,896 --> 00:07:29,726 Kick ass! 120 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:42,033 We have to celebrate! We should do a soap opera theme. 121 00:07:42,302 --> 00:07:45,703 We could all sleep together, then one of us could get amnesia! 122 00:07:49,910 --> 00:07:52,640 When do you get off? We'll do something tonight. 123 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:57,211 Well, actually, I'm already done. But I kind of got plans. 124 00:07:58,351 --> 00:07:59,875 You have other friends? 125 00:08:02,389 --> 00:08:03,879 I have a date. 126 00:08:04,090 --> 00:08:04,920 What? 127 00:08:08,158 --> 00:08:09,090 With a man? 128 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,494 No, with Crule John. 129 00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:15,724 What's so strange about me having a date? 130 00:08:15,724 --> 00:08:16,930 With Crule John. 131 00:08:19,130 --> 00:08:20,358 What about Ross? 132 00:08:20,564 --> 00:08:23,055 You're still mad because he made that list? 133 00:08:23,267 --> 00:08:25,701 No, no, I'm not mad at him. 134 00:08:25,903 --> 00:08:28,463 I'm not really "anything" at him anymore. 135 00:08:28,773 --> 00:08:31,207 -What are you talking about? -I don't know. 136 00:08:32,710 --> 00:08:35,372 Whatever I was feeling, I'm... 137 00:08:35,613 --> 00:08:36,443 ... not. 138 00:08:36,647 --> 00:08:38,308 But you guys came so close. 139 00:08:38,549 --> 00:08:41,575 I'm sorry. You'll have to get used to the fact... 140 00:08:41,786 --> 00:08:43,879 ...that I will not be dating Ross. 141 00:08:45,890 --> 00:08:46,982 Here he is. 142 00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:50,823 Guys, this is Russ. 143 00:09:12,908 --> 00:09:16,139 I'm not saying you're not talented. You're very talented. 144 00:09:16,378 --> 00:09:20,314 But with the bird dead and all, there's very little act left. 145 00:09:20,882 --> 00:09:23,180 Honey, give me a break, will you? 146 00:09:23,385 --> 00:09:24,750 I'll talk to you later. 147 00:09:24,953 --> 00:09:26,784 There's my favorite client! 148 00:09:27,055 --> 00:09:29,615 So tell me, darling, how was the audition? 149 00:09:29,891 --> 00:09:33,827 I think it went well. I got a callback for Thursday. 150 00:09:34,062 --> 00:09:37,122 Joey! Have you ever seen me ecstatic? 151 00:09:38,567 --> 00:09:40,125 Well, here it is. 152 00:09:44,439 --> 00:09:48,307 Okay! Listen, there's something I want to talk to you about. 153 00:09:48,510 --> 00:09:49,602 The casting lady 154 00:09:49,811 --> 00:09:51,836 Oh, isn't Lori a doll? 155 00:09:52,114 --> 00:09:53,012 She's great. 156 00:09:54,783 --> 00:09:59,152 But I kind of got the feeling that she was sort of coming on to me. 157 00:09:59,421 --> 00:10:03,755 And I definitely would get the part if I were to, you know.... 158 00:10:07,963 --> 00:10:10,591 If I sent the little general in. 159 00:10:13,001 --> 00:10:16,801 I see! Well, I'm just gonna put in a call here... 160 00:10:17,005 --> 00:10:20,634 ...and we'll find out what's going on and straighten it out. 161 00:10:21,676 --> 00:10:23,143 Lori, please. 162 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:27,043 Hi, darling! 163 00:10:27,349 --> 00:10:30,318 How about Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver? 164 00:10:30,519 --> 00:10:32,282 Isn't he terrific? 165 00:10:36,825 --> 00:10:38,725 Okay, doll, talk to you later. 166 00:10:39,294 --> 00:10:41,387 You're gonna have to sleep with her. 167 00:10:45,467 --> 00:10:47,298 -What's the matter? -Fun Bobby. 168 00:10:47,502 --> 00:10:48,833 What? Isn't he sober? 169 00:10:49,037 --> 00:10:50,470 Oh, he's sober all right. 170 00:10:50,705 --> 00:10:53,401 Turns out that Fun Bobby was fun for a reason. 171 00:10:58,380 --> 00:11:00,644 All right, here you go, sweetie. 172 00:11:01,483 --> 00:11:04,008 Thanks. You wanna hear something funny? 173 00:11:04,252 --> 00:11:05,844 Oh, God, yes! 174 00:11:07,522 --> 00:11:11,822 There are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village. 175 00:11:14,896 --> 00:11:16,488 That is funny. 176 00:11:17,599 --> 00:11:22,366 I needed to buy a hammer and I'm out walking around the neighborhood. 177 00:11:22,366 --> 00:11:27,366 and I am walking, and I am walking, and I am walking 178 00:11:28,366 --> 00:11:30,771 So you are saying you are walking 179 00:11:30,771 --> 00:11:31,965 But apparently... 180 00:11:32,406 --> 00:11:37,139 ...there are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village. 181 00:11:41,139 --> 00:11:44,139 So it's help for fat ¡¡ 182 00:11:44,139 --> 00:11:46,139 ¡¡as well as funny. 183 00:11:51,615 --> 00:11:53,776 Don't you have to be at your interview? 184 00:11:53,885 --> 00:11:54,715 Oh, yeah. 185 00:11:58,089 --> 00:11:59,215 See you guys. 186 00:11:59,423 --> 00:12:00,321 Bye... 187 00:12:01,159 --> 00:12:03,218 ...ridiculously dull Bobby. 188 00:12:04,695 --> 00:12:06,026 Oh, my God. 189 00:12:06,230 --> 00:12:07,527 He's not that bad. 190 00:12:07,732 --> 00:12:11,691 Not that bad? Did you not hear the hammer story? 191 00:12:11,903 --> 00:12:14,064 Okay, don't get all squinky. 192 00:12:15,773 --> 00:12:18,571 Maybe it's the kind of story where you had to be there. 193 00:12:18,776 --> 00:12:20,175 But I'm gonna be there! 194 00:12:20,378 --> 00:12:22,744 For the rest of my life. 195 00:12:24,282 --> 00:12:27,877 I can't dump him. I made him quit drinking. I made him dull! 196 00:12:28,085 --> 00:12:29,279 Don't say that. 197 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:32,853 He's probably always been dull. You just, you know... 198 00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:34,387 ...set it free. 199 00:12:36,928 --> 00:12:37,758 Hey, Ross. 200 00:12:40,398 --> 00:12:41,365 Hi, Russ. 201 00:12:41,599 --> 00:12:44,727 I've got two more tables to clean, and then we'll go. 202 00:12:44,936 --> 00:12:47,200 I'll just sit here and... 203 00:12:47,605 --> 00:12:49,470 ...chat with your... 204 00:12:50,408 --> 00:12:53,468 ...friend-type people. 205 00:12:58,883 --> 00:12:59,747 Rachel? 206 00:13:02,019 --> 00:13:04,283 So, you know what you're doing, right? 207 00:13:05,022 --> 00:13:06,182 Waitressing? 208 00:13:06,424 --> 00:13:08,915 Well, yeah. But, no. I mean.... 209 00:13:09,693 --> 00:13:12,662 Doesn't Russ just remind you of someone? 210 00:13:14,598 --> 00:13:15,792 Bob Saget? 211 00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:17,299 Oh, yeah! 212 00:13:18,602 --> 00:13:20,194 No, no, no! 213 00:13:21,372 --> 00:13:22,532 Oh, my, oh! 214 00:13:23,507 --> 00:13:24,337 What's wrong? 215 00:13:26,210 --> 00:13:27,472 She's upset because... 216 00:13:27,678 --> 00:13:30,647 ...she buttered a spider into her toast this morning. 217 00:13:32,516 --> 00:13:33,676 All right. 218 00:13:35,953 --> 00:13:38,547 Listen, Pheebs. This is gonna be okay. 219 00:13:39,056 --> 00:13:40,990 Ross, Russ. Russ, Ross. 220 00:13:45,129 --> 00:13:47,188 Are you a friend of Rachel's? 221 00:13:47,398 --> 00:13:48,456 Yes. Yes, I am. 222 00:13:48,666 --> 00:13:51,294 Are you a friend of Rachel's? 223 00:13:51,535 --> 00:13:54,402 Actually, I'm kind of a... 224 00:13:54,705 --> 00:13:55,797 ...you know... 225 00:13:56,340 --> 00:13:58,900 ...a date-type thing... 226 00:13:59,543 --> 00:14:00,407 ...of Rachel's. 227 00:14:01,412 --> 00:14:02,709 A date? 228 00:14:03,314 --> 00:14:04,508 I'm her date. 229 00:14:04,715 --> 00:14:06,512 Oh! Oh, you're a.... 230 00:14:06,717 --> 00:14:09,311 Oh, you're the date. 231 00:14:09,753 --> 00:14:11,050 This is actually good... 232 00:14:11,255 --> 00:14:13,917 ... because if we lose Ross, we have a spare. 233 00:14:14,892 --> 00:14:17,417 Oh! You are the paleontologist. 234 00:14:17,995 --> 00:14:21,055 Yes. Yes, I am. And you are a.... 235 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:23,930 Periodontist. 236 00:14:24,268 --> 00:14:27,260 See? Now they're as different as night and... 237 00:14:28,105 --> 00:14:29,595 ...Iater that night. 238 00:14:30,174 --> 00:14:33,803 Well, I am going to get a beverage. 239 00:14:34,011 --> 00:14:36,070 It was nice meeting you. 240 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,269 Ditto. 241 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:44,952 Well, I met Russ. 242 00:14:47,691 --> 00:14:50,455 Hey, I didn't know we were seeing other people. 243 00:14:50,928 --> 00:14:53,897 Well, we're not seeing each other, so.... 244 00:14:54,698 --> 00:14:57,599 For your information, there's a woman at the museum... 245 00:14:57,801 --> 00:15:00,770 ...who's curator of moths and other... 246 00:15:02,072 --> 00:15:02,936 ...winged things... 247 00:15:05,276 --> 00:15:09,372 ...who's let it be known that she is drawn to me, much like a... 248 00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:10,410 ...you know. 249 00:15:11,982 --> 00:15:14,815 I've kept her at bay, but if this is the deal 250 00:15:15,052 --> 00:15:16,280 This is the deal. 251 00:15:16,487 --> 00:15:18,478 Okay, well, have a nice evening. 252 00:15:19,390 --> 00:15:20,721 Russ, you ready? 253 00:15:27,965 --> 00:15:29,432 She's dating? 254 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,124 She's dating? 255 00:15:31,335 --> 00:15:34,429 Yes, but did you see who she was dating? 256 00:15:35,272 --> 00:15:36,136 What do you mean? 257 00:15:36,774 --> 00:15:38,503 -Do you not see it? -See what? 258 00:15:38,742 --> 00:15:41,506 I don't know what she sees in that goober! 259 00:15:44,348 --> 00:15:47,408 It takes him, what? Like, I don't know... 260 00:15:47,651 --> 00:15:50,085 ... hello, a week to get out a sentence? 261 00:15:51,255 --> 00:15:52,620 It's annoying, isn't it? 262 00:16:08,872 --> 00:16:10,601 You didn't get the part... 263 00:16:10,808 --> 00:16:13,208 ...or ltaly called and said it was hungry? 264 00:16:14,044 --> 00:16:15,944 The part's mine if I want it. 265 00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:17,478 Oh, my God! 266 00:16:17,748 --> 00:16:20,444 If I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady. 267 00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:21,878 Oh, my... 268 00:16:22,086 --> 00:16:23,246 ...God? 269 00:16:24,455 --> 00:16:28,221 Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this. Ten years! 270 00:16:28,459 --> 00:16:32,122 I mean, Days of our Lives. That's actually on television! 271 00:16:33,063 --> 00:16:34,496 What are you gonna do? 272 00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:37,166 I guess I could sleep with her. I mean.... 273 00:16:37,434 --> 00:16:38,799 How can I do that? 274 00:16:39,069 --> 00:16:42,835 I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know. 275 00:16:43,674 --> 00:16:45,801 I've never slept with someone for a part. 276 00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:47,170 Well, is she 277 00:16:49,513 --> 00:16:50,480 Sorry. 278 00:16:51,949 --> 00:16:53,644 Is she good-looking? 279 00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:57,148 She's totally good-looking. If I met her in a bar... 280 00:16:57,421 --> 00:16:59,685 ... I'd be buying her breakfast. 281 00:17:01,592 --> 00:17:03,423 After having slept with her. 282 00:17:09,099 --> 00:17:11,260 Maybe this isn't such a big deal. 283 00:17:11,468 --> 00:17:16,371 The way that I see it is, you get a great job, and you get to have sex! 284 00:17:17,174 --> 00:17:20,166 Throw in a tree and a fat guy, and you've got Christmas! 285 00:17:24,548 --> 00:17:27,847 I just don't think that I want it that way, though. 286 00:17:28,052 --> 00:17:30,520 I mean, let's say I do make it, all right? 287 00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:34,952 I'll always look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or... 288 00:17:35,192 --> 00:17:37,023 ...you know, the little general. 289 00:17:39,730 --> 00:17:42,665 Didn't you used to call it "the little major"? 290 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,368 After Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it. 291 00:17:51,341 --> 00:17:52,865 Something from the bar? 292 00:17:53,077 --> 00:17:54,840 Yes, I would like something. 293 00:17:55,879 --> 00:17:57,938 No. No, thank you. 294 00:17:58,148 --> 00:18:01,879 If you wanna drink, it's okay with me. I've gotta get used to it. 295 00:18:02,086 --> 00:18:04,850 No, no, really. I wouldn't feel right about it. 296 00:18:05,222 --> 00:18:06,587 Just some water, please. 297 00:18:07,324 --> 00:18:10,851 -So my refrigerator light's out. -Scotch on the rocks with a twist! 298 00:18:13,864 --> 00:18:16,196 We're having some fun now, huh, Ross? 299 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,764 Wanna do another one? Huh, Russ? 300 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,101 Eleven letters... 301 00:18:23,574 --> 00:18:27,169 ...atomic element number 101, ends in "ium." 302 00:18:27,511 --> 00:18:28,443 Dysprosium. 303 00:18:29,179 --> 00:18:30,510 Dysprosium. 304 00:18:30,748 --> 00:18:32,215 Try mendelevium. 305 00:18:32,549 --> 00:18:34,676 And weenie number two has it. 306 00:18:35,452 --> 00:18:39,252 Unless "Knights in White Satin" was sung by the Doody Blues. 307 00:18:43,227 --> 00:18:45,752 You don't see it? You actually don't see it? 308 00:18:45,963 --> 00:18:46,861 What? 309 00:18:47,364 --> 00:18:49,195 Honey, you're dating Ross. 310 00:18:49,399 --> 00:18:51,094 No, Pheebs, I'm dating Russ. 311 00:18:51,301 --> 00:18:53,769 Russ is Ross. Russ, Ross. 312 00:18:53,971 --> 00:18:55,370 Steve, sleeve. 313 00:18:56,306 --> 00:18:58,069 No one is named sleeve. 314 00:18:58,909 --> 00:19:00,809 What are you talking about? 315 00:19:01,044 --> 00:19:05,105 Other than their names being similar, I do not see what you're seeing. 316 00:19:05,315 --> 00:19:06,976 For your information... 317 00:19:07,217 --> 00:19:09,481 ...it's a card sharp, not a card shark. 318 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,278 You could not be more wrong. 319 00:19:11,555 --> 00:19:14,046 You could try, but you would not be successful. 320 00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:19,224 I'm gonna get some more coffee before the pinching and eye-poking begins. 321 00:19:21,131 --> 00:19:22,325 I know your problem. 322 00:19:22,599 --> 00:19:23,793 Oh, you do, do you? 323 00:19:24,501 --> 00:19:25,331 You're jealous. 324 00:19:28,138 --> 00:19:29,605 Of what? 325 00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:32,307 You're jealous because I'm a real doctor. 326 00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:36,141 Hey, you're a doctor of gums. 327 00:19:36,346 --> 00:19:38,837 That's the smallest body part you can major in. 328 00:19:40,484 --> 00:19:43,044 Day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma. 329 00:19:43,253 --> 00:19:44,311 You listen here 330 00:19:44,555 --> 00:19:46,386 -Let me finish. -No, let me finish. 331 00:19:46,590 --> 00:19:48,558 No, you let me fin 332 00:20:02,339 --> 00:20:04,534 Did Joey say what he was gonna do? 333 00:20:05,175 --> 00:20:06,608 I don't even think he knew. 334 00:20:06,844 --> 00:20:09,404 Would you sleep with somebody to get a great job? 335 00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:12,112 Who would I have to sleep with? 336 00:20:12,349 --> 00:20:13,407 Me. 337 00:20:16,086 --> 00:20:17,713 Why with you? 338 00:20:17,921 --> 00:20:20,185 It's my game. You want the job or not? 339 00:20:23,861 --> 00:20:24,759 Good morning. 340 00:20:25,028 --> 00:20:26,120 Where you going? 341 00:20:26,363 --> 00:20:29,355 Bobby and I are going away for the weekend. Remember? 342 00:20:30,701 --> 00:20:32,293 What's with all the liquor? 343 00:20:40,269 --> 00:20:42,669 What's going on? Is Bobby drinking again? 344 00:20:42,972 --> 00:20:45,338 This is not for him. This is for me. 345 00:20:46,809 --> 00:20:50,472 That way, he's sober but his shoelace stories are more amusing. 346 00:20:55,852 --> 00:20:58,446 God! Even his knock is boring! 347 00:21:01,123 --> 00:21:04,320 -I'll be ready in a second. -Could I talk to you? 348 00:21:04,527 --> 00:21:05,357 Sure. 349 00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:08,991 This is hard for me to say. 350 00:21:09,265 --> 00:21:10,994 You fell off the wagon! 351 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,360 Oh, no, no. 352 00:21:12,935 --> 00:21:13,799 It's about you. 353 00:21:14,437 --> 00:21:15,529 What about me? 354 00:21:16,105 --> 00:21:18,335 I think you may have a drinking problem. 355 00:21:21,711 --> 00:21:22,939 What, these? 356 00:21:23,846 --> 00:21:26,474 No, these are for cuts and scrapes. 357 00:21:27,783 --> 00:21:31,844 Look, I'm not strong enough to be in a codependent relationship. 358 00:21:33,222 --> 00:21:34,621 Oh, shoot. 359 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:40,295 Well, anyway, I hope we can be friends. 360 00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:45,698 Take care. 361 00:21:45,902 --> 00:21:48,370 -You too. -Goodbye. 362 00:21:51,841 --> 00:21:52,967 What happened? 363 00:21:55,077 --> 00:21:56,203 We kind of broke up. 364 00:22:03,419 --> 00:22:04,886 Does anybody want these? 365 00:22:05,154 --> 00:22:06,348 I'll take one. 366 00:22:07,356 --> 00:22:10,814 Sometimes I hold stuff like this and pretend I'm a giant. 367 00:22:16,432 --> 00:22:18,093 How'd the callback go? 368 00:22:18,334 --> 00:22:22,065 It was unbelievable. I walked in there and she was all over me. 369 00:22:22,271 --> 00:22:24,364 -What did you do? -I couldn't do it. 370 00:22:24,574 --> 00:22:26,439 I didn't want the part that way. 371 00:22:26,676 --> 00:22:27,506 Good for you! 372 00:22:27,710 --> 00:22:29,268 But wait! I left her office... 373 00:22:29,512 --> 00:22:33,608 ...and she caught up with me and offered me a bigger part. 374 00:22:34,016 --> 00:22:34,948 So, and? 375 00:22:36,619 --> 00:22:41,113 So, you are now looking at Dr. Drake Ramoray, neurosurgeon... 376 00:22:41,357 --> 00:22:43,917 ... recurring in at least four episodes! 377 00:22:45,194 --> 00:22:47,025 All right, I gotta go shower. 378 00:23:03,245 --> 00:23:05,679 I guess you guys heard Rachel dumped me. 379 00:23:05,915 --> 00:23:07,348 Yeah, I'm sorry, man. 380 00:23:08,050 --> 00:23:10,348 She said I remind her too much of somebody. 381 00:23:10,553 --> 00:23:12,384 Any idea who she's talking about? 382 00:23:14,323 --> 00:23:16,985 Oh, I do. It's Bob Saget. 383 00:23:18,928 --> 00:23:20,486 She hates him. 384 00:23:22,098 --> 00:23:23,224 Hey, Julie! 385 00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:25,056 How are you doing? 386 00:23:25,267 --> 00:23:28,430 I don't know. It's weird not being with Ross... 387 00:23:28,671 --> 00:23:30,764 ... but I guess I'm doing okay. 388 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,838 Actually, I've got some of his stuff that he.... 389 00:23:42,038 --> 00:23:44,438 -Have we met? -I don't think so. 390 00:23:44,438 --> 00:23:46,038 You look so familiar. 391 00:23:47,838 --> 00:23:52,538 May be we can talk about it over a cup of coffee. 392 00:23:52,538 --> 00:23:57,538 You know what I'm sick of coffe. Let's go and get some juice. 393 00:23:58,038 --> 00:24:02,738 all right! bye!