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Title "The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding"
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- Hey Joey, how'd the audition go?
- Incredible!

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I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.

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- Who?
- All right. I'll give you one hint.

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Warren Beatty.

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Yeah, there's just one thing that might be kind've a problem.

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See, I, uh, had to kiss this guy.

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'Cause he was just so darn cute.

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No, as part of the audition.
See, I'm up for this part of this guy, who the main guy kisses.

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Well, hey. You're an actor, I say you just suck it up and do it.

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Or you just do it.

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I did do it, I'm a professional.

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Besides my first girlfriend was Lisa Dibertis,
so I am no stranger to the mustache.

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Then what's the problem?

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See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says

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'good actor, bad kisser'.

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Can you believe that, me not a good kisser,

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that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.

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Well, come on, who cares what that guy thinks. What does Warren Beatty know about kissing Ooh.

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The one with Barry And Mindy's Wedding

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Hey, what did your agent say?

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Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday.

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Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong.

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Oh, okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me.

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- What, forget it!
- Yeah, right.

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Come on, I need your help here.

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All right. I'll do it, I kissed him before I can do it again.

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You see this, this is a friend.

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Uh-huh, let's go.

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Oh, wait I have gum.

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Okay.

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Good, very good, firm but tender.

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I'd recommend you to a friend.

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Then I don't know what it is. What's the problem?

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Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men,

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maybe you just tensed up a little,

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maybe that's what you need to work on.

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Yeah, that makes sense.

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Over my dead body!

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And I'll be using his dead body as a shield.

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Come on out, honey! I'm telling you look good!

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Tell her she looks good, tell her she looks good.

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Oh my God,

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you look so good!

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I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people

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looking like something you drink when your nauseous.

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So don't,
I don't see why we have to go to this thing anyway, it's your ex-fiancee's wedding.

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Because I promised Mindy I would.

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Yeah, well you promised Barry, you'd marry him.

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Look you guys, I have to go, I'm the Maid-of-Honor.

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And besides you know what I just need

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to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself.

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Ooh-oh! Someone's wearing the same clothes they had on last night. Someone get a little action?

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- I may have.
- Woo-hoo, stuud!

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- What's she look like?
- Well, we haven't exactly met,

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we just stayed up all night talking on the internet.

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Woo-hoo, geeek!

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I like this girl, okay, I seriously like this girl,

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you now how sometimes I tend get a little defended and quipy...

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- Get out!
- Nooo!

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Well she totally called me on it, okay. She said, 'cut it out, get real',

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and I did.

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Wow! What's that like?

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It's like this,

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me, no jokes.

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All right, stop it, you're freaking me out.

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Oh, yeah, I don't like you this way.

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- All right, I'll see you guys later.
- Bye, Richard.

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Bye sweetie,

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- I love you.
- I love you, too.

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I think my boyfriend ever so dreamy,

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I wonder what our wedding's gonna be like.

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What are you talking about? What wedding?

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Come on, like you never talk about that.

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Nooo! Never!

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I mean, we're living in the moment.

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God, it is so nice for once to not have to get all hung up on 'Where is this going?'

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- Afraid to ask him?
- Could not be more terrified.

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Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing,

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give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.

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I was laughing at this quip leno made last night.

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I was not laughing at your dress,
I love you.

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Where's Benny?

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There he is!

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Where's Benny,

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there he is.

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Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk,

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so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.

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Hey, you know I got a question for ya. Just a little thing, no pressure.

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Okay.

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Did you ever, uh, like, think about the future?

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Sure I do.

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Yeah, am I in it?

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Honey, you are it.

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Oh God, you are about to get sooo lucky.

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Keep talkin'.

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Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice,

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we could move to France,

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make French toast.

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Okay, so, uh, we're in France,

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we're making the toast.

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Do you see a little bassinet in the corner?

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Like a hound?

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Not a basset, a bassinet.

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You really need the bassinet?

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Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog.

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Do you, uh, do you , do you not see kids in our future.

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Oh, hey, I love children,

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I have children.

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I just don't want to be 70

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when our kids go off to college, and our lives can finally start.

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Look I want you, now.

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That's Great.

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You know we don't need to talk about this now.

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Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future,

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I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet.

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Come on, Chandler, I want this part soo much.

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Just one kiss, I won't tell anyone.

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Joey, no means no!

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I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.

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Aww, Rach, I think you look cute

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And you, uh, you,

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- you I could eat with a spoon
- Get away from me I said no!

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- Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
- Oh, Richard's here.

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I should run down say bye to him

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Bye.

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So how's your date with your cyberchick going.

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Ooh, hey, what is all that?

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Oh, it's a website, it's the, uh, the Guggenheim museum.

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See, she likes art,

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and I like funny words.

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What does she mean by HH?

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It means we're holding hands.

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Are you the cutest?

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I'm afraid I might just be.

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You know, what I think is so great that you are totally into this person

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and yet for all you know she could be like 90 years old, or have two heads,

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or. It could be a guy.

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Okay, it's not a guy, all right, I know her.

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It could be like a big giant guy.

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Man, I got this close to him and Monica kneed me in the back.

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What's going on?

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We were just wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.

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Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live.

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Women live longer than men.

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How do you not fall down more?

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Okay, ask her 'What is her current method of birth control?'

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All right.

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"My husband is sleeping with his secretary."

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She's married!

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Well at least we know she's a woman.

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I can't believe she's married.

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Aw, man I'm sorry.

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This must be very tough for ya, huh.

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So, I read this article in the paper the other day that says you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings,

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because when pigeons eat rice it kills them.

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Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.

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- See, we're having fun.
- Oh, absolutely.

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Yeah, you know I'm not even thinking about that thing that we're not going to be thinking about.

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Neither am I.

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Hi, there. Are you all right?

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Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding,

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and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't,

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people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.

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Sweetie, it's be gonna okay, all right. It's a wedding,

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generally people focus on the bride.

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God I know, you're right.

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All rightie, everybody look at me. Good.

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All right, its time. Bridesmaids and ushers let's see two lines, thank you.

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Okay, I'll see you after the thing.

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- Okay, good luck
- Thank you

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Okay, Okay.

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Why the hell didn't you tell me!

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I'm sorry. What was I supposed to do

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stand up and shout 'Hey, Rachel, your butt is showing!'

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Yeah, better than you embarrass and I will go.

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Oh my God this is sooo humiliating.

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I think the only thing that tops that was, was,

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was when I was in the eight grade and I had to sing the Copa Cabana in front of the entire school.

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I think I got about two lines into it before I ran and freaked out.

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Oh my God, my entire life is flashing before my eyes.

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Rach, hey look, I remember that, it wasn't so bad.

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Oh Ross, would you stop, you got me, I'm dating you.

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Rachel!

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Oh hi, Mr. Wineburg, hi Mrs. Wineburg.

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It's so wonderful to see you again, my dear,

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in fact I hardly expected to see so much.

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You told me you didn't see anything.

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I tell ya a lot things!

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Well it's wonderful to have you up and about, again, dear.

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Stay well.

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Okay, now that is the third time someone has said something like that to me today.

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Rach! Rach!

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- Oh my God, I'm married!
- I know.

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I'm Mrs. Dr. Barry Hunter hyphen Farber.

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Oh honey, I'm so proud of you, Min.

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Min.

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Oh Rach, you're still here,

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at our wedding, they were packing up the chopped liver about now.

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Yeah, I love that story.

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Um, I got a question for you guys.

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Why do people keep is saying that is good to see me up and about?

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Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding,

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Barry's parents told people that you were sort of....insane.

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Insane!

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...from the syphilis.

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What?!

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Yeah, what are they gonna say you didn't love me anymore. Come on.

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Your choice was that, syphilis?

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Hey, sweetie, at least they put you Tutsi show under prospective.

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Angela? Joey Tribiani.

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Listen, what are ya doing tonight?

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I know your seeing that guy, I was thinking maybe you could bring him.....

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Hello? Hello?

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Aren't you gonna answer her, that's like the tenth bing-bong message she sent.

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- She wants to know what's wrong?
- What's wrong? What's wrong?

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You're married that's what's wrong.

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- Oh, my.
- What?

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She wants to meet you in person.

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Hey, look, Phoebe I wanted to meet her in person too,

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okay, but she's married, she has a husband.

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What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy.

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I mean you don't get chances like this all the time,

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if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself

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when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.

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I don't know.

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Listen, those bingbongs are the woman who loves you.

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Okay, I'll do it!

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Oh, yeah! Okay! Great!

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Go, man, go put on your shoes, and, and march out there and meet her!

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Oh, wait, no, no you have to take a shower, 'cause, eww.

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No, you know what you have to answer her, answer her first.

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No, no, you know what make some coffee 'cause its too much.

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Okay, one more, please. Come on, I'm gonna get it in this time, I will.

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Okay, last chance.

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Again, I'm sorry.

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You know what, maybe I don't need to have children.

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You know maybe I just think I do because that is what society,

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and by that I mean my mom,

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has always convinced me that I...

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I do,

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I have to have children, I'm sorry. I just do.

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Yo! Can I have your attention, please,

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Best Man, making a toast here.

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Thank you.

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I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel...

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What?!

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What, you hired the same band I can't use the same speech.

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Thank you, thank you very much.

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Anyway, I wish you both a wonderful life together.

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And Rachel...

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- What.
- No, no, no now in all seriousness,

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its not a lot of women would've had the guts to come back here tonight,

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and even fewer, who would do it with their asses hanging out!

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Uh, I like to, uh, to add something to that...

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- Why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding?

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Most of you don't know me, I'm Rachel's boyfriend.

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Oh dear God.

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Ross,

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uh and uh, I'd just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight.

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And, uh, for the record

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she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis.

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What are you doing I'm serious.

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Uh, the reason she walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn't love him,

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which incidentally worked out pretty well for me

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Rachel, took a lot of courage, doesn't has the syphilis and wild with me.

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Cheers!

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- See you in the parking lot.
- No, Rach!

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And once again she is out of here.

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Okay who had 9:45? Um?

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Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave.

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I probably should, but I'm not,

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see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings.

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See now, tonight, all I really wanted was

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to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity.

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Well, I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen.

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There's nothing really left to say except....

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"Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl.

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With yellow feathers, feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there.

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She would..."

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- Marenge,
- "...marenge, thank you honey,

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and do the cha-cha.

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And while she like to be a star, Tony always tended bar.

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At the, wait, wait, everybody.."

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Okay, I'll do it.

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You'll do what?

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If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.

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Oh my God!

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If I have to I'll, I'll do all again,

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I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing,

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I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings,

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I'll coach the soccer team.

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- Really?
- Yeah, if I have to.

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Monica,

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I don't wanna lose you,

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so if I have to do it all over again, then I will.

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You're the most wonderful man.

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And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times,

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then I'd be saying 'okay, let's do it.'

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But you're not.

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Oh my God,

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I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say.

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I wanna have a baby,

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but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.

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God.

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I love you.

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I know you do.

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Me too.

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So what now?

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I guess we just

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keep dancing.

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Where is she, Where is she?

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Oh, hey, I have a question, where is she?

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Chandler, relax, Chandler, she'll be here.

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Ooh, oh, oh, that's her.

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Yeah, 'cause life's just that kind.

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Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot,

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you know if you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil.

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I think what you have to do is try not to...

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Oh my God!

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OH.....MY.....GAWD!!

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OH.....MY.....GOD!!

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All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this,

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because I wanna be a good friend,  and dammit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes.

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Wow, you are a good friend,

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'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it.

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But that was a hell of a kiss.

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Rachel is a very lucky girl.