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| Title | "The One with Phoebe's Husband" |
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1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,095 Mom, would you relax? 2 00:00:04,371 --> 00:00:08,205 That was 10 blocks from here, and any women won't walking alone at night. 3 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:10,034 I would never do that. 4 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:12,878 Mom, come on, stop worrying. 5 00:00:13,113 --> 00:00:16,446 This is a safe street. This is a safe building. There's nothing 6 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:19,642 Oh, my God! What are you doing in here?! 7 00:00:19,887 --> 00:00:21,650 Mom, I gotta go! IT gotta go! 8 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:25,981 Oh, my God! 9 00:00:27,362 --> 00:00:29,421 That's fine, you just read the paper. 10 00:00:30,165 --> 00:00:32,099 I'm gonna get a pot. 11 00:00:32,534 --> 00:00:34,365 It's not for you. 12 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:42,073 Okay, that's fine. 13 00:00:43,011 --> 00:00:46,037 Read the Family Circus... 14 00:00:46,748 --> 00:00:49,581 ...enjoy the gentle comedy.... 15 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:56,255 Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God.... 16 00:01:06,301 --> 00:01:07,928 It's open, you guys. 17 00:01:10,472 --> 00:01:11,439 Can I help you? 18 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:13,732 Does Phoebe still live here? 19 00:01:13,942 --> 00:01:16,308 No, she doesn't. But I can get a message to her. 20 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:19,445 Great. Just tell her her husband stopped by. 21 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:21,114 Her what? 22 00:01:23,585 --> 00:01:25,109 How did you do that? 23 00:01:28,223 --> 00:01:30,157 The One With Phoebe's Husband 24 00:02:16,335 --> 00:02:19,600 This is unbelievable, Pheebs. How can you be married? 25 00:02:19,839 --> 00:02:21,670 I'm not "married" married, you know? 26 00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:23,568 He's just a friend, and he's gay... 27 00:02:23,776 --> 00:02:26,438 ...and he was from Canada, and he needed a Green Card. 28 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:28,704 I can't believe you married Duncan! 29 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:32,646 How could you not tell me? We told each other everything. 30 00:02:32,852 --> 00:02:36,515 I'm sorry, but I knew if I told you, you'd get judgmental... 31 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:37,688 ...and wouldn't approve. 32 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:39,858 Of course I wouldn't approve! 33 00:02:40,092 --> 00:02:43,186 You were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. 34 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:45,193 What the hell were you thinking? 35 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:48,196 See? And you thought she'd be judgmental. 36 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:52,730 I wasn't in love with him. I was helping out a friend. 37 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:56,305 When he left town, you stayed in your pajamas for a month. 38 00:02:56,542 --> 00:02:58,476 And I saw you eat a cheeseburger. 39 00:03:02,114 --> 00:03:03,240 Well, didn't you? 40 00:03:04,283 --> 00:03:05,875 I might have. 41 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:09,084 I can't believe you didn't tell me. 42 00:03:09,288 --> 00:03:10,755 Like you tell me everything? 43 00:03:10,957 --> 00:03:12,948 What have I not told you? 44 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:14,825 I don't know. 45 00:03:15,094 --> 00:03:18,996 The fact that the underwear out on the telephone pole is yours... 46 00:03:19,298 --> 00:03:21,789 ...from when you had sex with Bobby on the terrace! 47 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:23,161 What? 48 00:03:23,669 --> 00:03:25,261 Wait a minute! Who told you? 49 00:03:29,742 --> 00:03:31,505 You are dead meat. 50 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:34,379 I didn't know it was a big secret. 51 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,705 Oh, it's not big. Not at all. 52 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:38,406 IKind of the same as, say... 53 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:41,117 ... I don't know, having a third nipple! 54 00:03:43,422 --> 00:03:45,447 You have a third nipple? 55 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:49,361 You bitch! 56 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:54,195 Whip it out! Whip it out! 57 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:58,636 There's nothing to see! It's a tiny bump. It's totally useless. 58 00:03:58,871 --> 00:04:02,136 As opposed to your other multi-functional nipples? 59 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:06,739 I can't believe you! You told me it was a nubbin. 60 00:04:08,948 --> 00:04:11,542 Joey, what did you think a nubbin was? 61 00:04:11,784 --> 00:04:15,447 You see something, you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. 62 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:19,049 -Let me see it again! -Yes, show us your nubbin! 63 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:21,958 Joey was in a porno movie! 64 00:04:24,930 --> 00:04:27,558 If I'm going down, I'm taking everybody with me! 65 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:31,095 -Oh, my God! -You were in a porno?! 66 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:34,265 I was young and I just wanted a job. 67 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:36,574 But I couldn't go through with it. 68 00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:39,911 They let me be the guy who fixes the copier but can't... 69 00:04:40,112 --> 00:04:42,808 ...because there's people having sex on it. 70 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:45,644 That is wild! 71 00:04:47,119 --> 00:04:49,144 -What's it shaped like? -ls it hairy? 72 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:51,355 What happens if you flick it? 73 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:02,367 So does it do anything, you know, special? 74 00:05:02,868 --> 00:05:05,996 Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance... 75 00:05:06,205 --> 00:05:08,435 ...to the magical land of Narnia. 76 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:14,138 In some cultures, having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. 77 00:05:14,346 --> 00:05:17,110 You get the best huts, and women dance naked around you. 78 00:05:18,050 --> 00:05:21,781 Are any of these cultures, per chance, in the Tri-State area? 79 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:26,982 You know, you are so amazing. Is there anything you don't know? 80 00:05:28,627 --> 00:05:32,393 Julie's so smart! Julie's so special! 81 00:05:37,032 --> 00:05:40,092 I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. 82 00:05:40,335 --> 00:05:43,771 But he's with her now. You'll have to get over it. 83 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:46,735 Oh, I'm going to have to get over it. 84 00:05:47,009 --> 00:05:50,536 I didn't know that's what I had to do. I just have to get over it. 85 00:05:59,084 --> 00:06:01,109 -Sassy lady! -Where are you going? 86 00:06:01,586 --> 00:06:04,749 I'm meeting Duncan. He's skating tonight at the Garden. 87 00:06:05,023 --> 00:06:06,923 He's in the Capades. 88 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:11,193 -The lce Capades? -No, the Gravel Capades. 89 00:06:12,898 --> 00:06:16,925 The turns aren't as fast, but when Snoopy falls? Funny. 90 00:06:17,569 --> 00:06:19,264 I can't believe you'd dress up for him. 91 00:06:19,471 --> 00:06:21,769 You're setting yourself up all over again. 92 00:06:22,107 --> 00:06:23,802 Okay, no. 93 00:06:24,876 --> 00:06:29,370 For your information, I'm seeing him so I can put those feelings behind me. 94 00:06:29,948 --> 00:06:33,440 The reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice... 95 00:06:33,652 --> 00:06:36,120 ...to look nice for your gay husband. 96 00:06:37,990 --> 00:06:40,254 Darn it, we're all out of milk. 97 00:06:40,459 --> 00:06:42,620 Chandler, will you fill me up here? 98 00:06:49,634 --> 00:06:53,434 I see, I see. Because of the third-nipple thing. 99 00:07:01,146 --> 00:07:03,011 Okay, sweetie, I'll see you later. 100 00:07:04,349 --> 00:07:07,409 -See you later, Rach. -Bye-bye, Julie. 101 00:07:17,696 --> 00:07:19,926 Come on, cut it out! 102 00:07:23,969 --> 00:07:26,460 -Can I ask you something? -Sure. 103 00:07:28,206 --> 00:07:29,537 What? 104 00:07:30,509 --> 00:07:32,670 Come on, talk to me. 105 00:07:33,945 --> 00:07:38,712 What's the longest you've been in a relationship before... 106 00:07:40,218 --> 00:07:42,982 ... having the sex? 107 00:07:44,322 --> 00:07:46,790 Why? Who's not? Are you and Julie not? 108 00:07:46,992 --> 00:07:48,983 Are you and Julie not having sex? 109 00:07:51,663 --> 00:07:53,062 Technically? 110 00:07:53,698 --> 00:07:54,630 No. 111 00:07:57,135 --> 00:07:59,968 Is it because she's so cold in bed? 112 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:05,174 Or because she's kind of bossy, makes it feel like school? 113 00:08:06,244 --> 00:08:10,180 No! She's great. And it's not like we haven't done anything. 114 00:08:11,316 --> 00:08:14,808 We do plenty of other stuff. Lots of other stuff like 115 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:17,682 No! Don't need to know the details. 116 00:08:19,591 --> 00:08:20,990 No, it's just.... 117 00:08:21,526 --> 00:08:22,993 It's me. 118 00:08:23,195 --> 00:08:26,221 I've only been with one woman my whole life... 119 00:08:26,498 --> 00:08:29,558 ...and she turned out to be a lesbian. 120 00:08:30,068 --> 00:08:33,526 So now I've got myself all psyched out. 121 00:08:34,406 --> 00:08:36,271 It's become, like, this... 122 00:08:37,542 --> 00:08:39,169 ...this thing! 123 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:43,844 You must just think I'm weird. 124 00:08:44,049 --> 00:08:46,916 No, I don't think it's weird. 125 00:08:47,119 --> 00:08:49,610 I think, in fact.... 126 00:08:49,855 --> 00:08:52,289 -ln fact, you know what I think? -What? 127 00:08:53,058 --> 00:08:54,753 I think it's sexy. 128 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:57,259 Sexy? 129 00:08:57,529 --> 00:08:59,622 Let me tell you something. As a woman... 130 00:08:59,898 --> 00:09:02,924 ...there is nothing sexier... 131 00:09:03,201 --> 00:09:06,693 ...than a man who does not want to have sex. 132 00:09:07,806 --> 00:09:08,830 No kidding? 133 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,473 You know what I'd do? 134 00:09:10,709 --> 00:09:12,108 I'd wait. 135 00:09:13,945 --> 00:09:16,937 -You'd wait? -Absolutely. I would wait... 136 00:09:17,315 --> 00:09:19,249 ...and wait.... 137 00:09:20,252 --> 00:09:21,913 Then I'd wait some more. 138 00:09:24,322 --> 00:09:25,414 Really? 139 00:09:25,624 --> 00:09:29,685 I don't care if she tells you she wants it, she begs, she pleads... 140 00:09:29,895 --> 00:09:33,626 ...she tells you she's gonna have sex with another man 141 00:09:33,899 --> 00:09:35,491 That just means it's working. 142 00:09:38,837 --> 00:09:41,135 Women really want this? 143 00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:43,135 More than jewelry. 144 00:10:05,864 --> 00:10:08,094 Look at you! You look great! 145 00:10:08,466 --> 00:10:10,593 Do l? Thank you. 146 00:10:10,969 --> 00:10:13,631 So do you. Sparkly! 147 00:10:18,843 --> 00:10:22,335 This is pretty wonderful, Mr. Major Capades Guy! 148 00:10:23,648 --> 00:10:28,278 I remember when you were just King Friday in Mr. Roger's Ice Is Nice. 149 00:10:29,854 --> 00:10:31,549 You always said I'd make it. 150 00:10:31,823 --> 00:10:34,690 Well, you know, I'm kind of spooky that way. 151 00:10:36,695 --> 00:10:37,992 Gosh, I missed you! 152 00:10:41,633 --> 00:10:43,624 -I'm gonna get changed. -Okay. 153 00:10:46,571 --> 00:10:47,560 Now. 154 00:10:50,342 --> 00:10:52,469 Oh! Right. Okay. 155 00:10:53,211 --> 00:10:54,075 Ole! 156 00:10:54,713 --> 00:10:55,737 What? 157 00:10:57,249 --> 00:10:58,739 The Matador.... 158 00:11:02,821 --> 00:11:04,083 Ole! 159 00:11:09,261 --> 00:11:11,661 Sweetie, can you hold this for a second? 160 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,941 Sorry, you had a paleontologist on your face. 161 00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:27,905 But it's gone now. You're all right. 162 00:11:28,113 --> 00:11:29,740 Hi, everyone. 163 00:11:32,751 --> 00:11:36,050 I wanted to thank you for our little talk before. 164 00:11:36,254 --> 00:11:39,746 No problem! So you're gonna go with the waiting thing? 165 00:11:40,025 --> 00:11:43,392 I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey. 166 00:11:48,199 --> 00:11:50,064 Good. What did he say? 167 00:11:50,302 --> 00:11:52,964 He told me to get over myself and just do it. 168 00:11:53,772 --> 00:11:56,707 I thought about what you said and about what he said. 169 00:11:56,908 --> 00:12:00,207 And his way, I get to have sex tonight, so.... 170 00:12:08,117 --> 00:12:10,449 What is this in my pocket? 171 00:12:11,153 --> 00:12:13,314 Why, it's Joey's porno movie! 172 00:12:15,991 --> 00:12:17,083 Pop it in! 173 00:12:17,993 --> 00:12:20,325 I'm fine, if you're okay watching a video... 174 00:12:20,563 --> 00:12:22,827 ...filled with two-nippled people. 175 00:12:26,268 --> 00:12:29,066 People having sex. That's just what I need to see. 176 00:12:29,471 --> 00:12:31,496 What's wrong with people having sex? 177 00:12:34,343 --> 00:12:38,905 Well, you know, these movies are offensive... 178 00:12:39,148 --> 00:12:43,517 ...and degrading to women and females.... 179 00:12:45,421 --> 00:12:48,754 And the lighting's always unflattering. 180 00:12:51,694 --> 00:12:54,788 -Monica, help me out here. -Hell, I wanna see Joey! 181 00:13:01,704 --> 00:13:05,765 So is there a story? Or do they just start doing it right 182 00:13:05,975 --> 00:13:07,840 Oh. Never mind. 183 00:13:08,143 --> 00:13:11,772 Wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've ever seen. 184 00:13:13,549 --> 00:13:15,881 All I say is, she'd better get the job. 185 00:13:16,185 --> 00:13:19,154 Looks to me like he's the one getting the job. 186 00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:22,721 Here I come. 187 00:13:22,958 --> 00:13:24,721 See, I'm coming to fix the copier. 188 00:13:25,027 --> 00:13:28,724 I can't get to the copier. I'm thinking, "What do I do?" 189 00:13:30,499 --> 00:13:32,865 So I just watch them have sex. 190 00:13:36,372 --> 00:13:37,839 Then I say Here's my line! 191 00:13:38,207 --> 00:13:40,641 You know, that's bad for the paper tray. 192 00:13:43,145 --> 00:13:44,635 Nice work, my friend! 193 00:13:44,847 --> 00:13:48,715 Wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me. 194 00:13:50,085 --> 00:13:53,748 There I am. There I am. There I am.... 195 00:14:01,030 --> 00:14:04,022 So what's up? You came to see me yesterday. 196 00:14:10,039 --> 00:14:12,200 I kind of need a divorce. 197 00:14:12,608 --> 00:14:13,768 O... 198 00:14:14,243 --> 00:14:15,437 ... kay. 199 00:14:16,011 --> 00:14:16,943 How come? 200 00:14:18,247 --> 00:14:20,943 Actually, I'm getting married again. 201 00:14:21,216 --> 00:14:22,410 What? 202 00:14:22,618 --> 00:14:24,609 I don't know how to tell you this. 203 00:14:27,022 --> 00:14:28,546 I'm straight. 204 00:14:32,628 --> 00:14:35,961 I don't understand. How can you be straight? 205 00:14:36,198 --> 00:14:38,598 You're so smart and funny... 206 00:14:38,801 --> 00:14:41,702 ...and you throw such great Academy Award parties! 207 00:14:41,904 --> 00:14:44,270 That's what I kept telling myself. 208 00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:47,976 But you reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore. 209 00:14:49,311 --> 00:14:51,541 How long have you known? 210 00:14:53,215 --> 00:14:56,651 I guess on some level I always knew I was straight. 211 00:14:57,619 --> 00:14:59,712 I thought I was supposed to be something else. 212 00:14:59,955 --> 00:15:04,654 I'm an ice dancer, all my friends are gay. I was just trying to fit in. 213 00:15:07,896 --> 00:15:10,626 And there's actually a woman? 214 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,631 Her name's Debra. 215 00:15:16,305 --> 00:15:19,240 Well, is she the first that you've been with? 216 00:15:20,976 --> 00:15:23,001 I've never told you this... 217 00:15:24,146 --> 00:15:28,412 ... but there were one or two times back in college when... 218 00:15:28,617 --> 00:15:30,676 ... I'd get drunk, go to a straight bar... 219 00:15:30,919 --> 00:15:33,479 ...and wake up with a woman next to me. 220 00:15:34,156 --> 00:15:38,593 I told myself it was the liquor, and everyone experiments in college. 221 00:15:40,095 --> 00:15:41,119 Sure. 222 00:15:41,330 --> 00:15:45,130 Now I know I don't have a choice. I was born this way! 223 00:15:48,437 --> 00:15:50,928 I don't know what to say. 224 00:15:51,173 --> 00:15:54,939 You're married to someone for six years and you think you know him. 225 00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:58,043 And then one day he says, "Oh, I'm not gay!" 226 00:16:03,452 --> 00:16:05,647 I'm still me. 227 00:16:07,689 --> 00:16:11,181 Why couldn't you just have figured this out six years ago? 228 00:16:13,796 --> 00:16:16,390 You know, it still smells like monkey in there. 229 00:16:18,867 --> 00:16:20,994 That saves us the conversation. 230 00:16:22,905 --> 00:16:25,635 This has been great, but I'm officially wiped. 231 00:16:25,841 --> 00:16:28,036 Me too. We should get going. 232 00:16:28,343 --> 00:16:30,868 No! Come on, you guys! 233 00:16:32,347 --> 00:16:34,577 Come on, it's only 1 1 :30. 234 00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:38,911 Let's just talk. We never just hang out and talk anymore. 235 00:16:39,221 --> 00:16:41,655 Rachel, that's all we do. 236 00:16:43,358 --> 00:16:46,020 Maybe that's all we do. What about Julie? 237 00:16:47,362 --> 00:16:48,920 What about Julie? 238 00:16:49,364 --> 00:16:53,164 You have been in our lives for nearly two months now... 239 00:16:53,769 --> 00:16:55,669 ...and we don't really know you. 240 00:16:55,904 --> 00:16:57,428 I mean, who is Julie? 241 00:16:58,941 --> 00:17:01,068 What do you like? What don't you like? 242 00:17:01,276 --> 00:17:03,506 We want to know everything. 243 00:17:03,846 --> 00:17:05,746 Well, that could take awhile. 244 00:17:06,348 --> 00:17:07,508 So? 245 00:17:09,118 --> 00:17:12,519 Who here does not have the time to get to know Julie? 246 00:17:12,788 --> 00:17:15,120 I got the time to get to know Julie. 247 00:17:17,392 --> 00:17:19,451 I know her pretty well. Can I go? 248 00:17:22,397 --> 00:17:23,625 That's fine. 249 00:17:23,866 --> 00:17:27,529 Let's start with your childhood. What was that like? 250 00:17:28,871 --> 00:17:29,803 In a nutshell 251 00:17:34,443 --> 00:17:37,105 So, have you told your parents? 252 00:17:37,613 --> 00:17:40,605 No, but it'll be okay. They're pretty cool. 253 00:17:40,816 --> 00:17:43,148 My brother's straight, so.... 254 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,085 Here you go. 255 00:17:46,321 --> 00:17:48,881 You know what? I just have one more question. 256 00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:54,228 If you had figured this out sooner, and I had been around... 257 00:17:54,496 --> 00:17:57,226 ...do you think l would have been the one...? 258 00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:00,261 No. Don't tell me. 259 00:18:00,502 --> 00:18:04,461 I don't think either answer would make me feel better. Here. 260 00:18:06,475 --> 00:18:07,635 I love you, Phoebe. 261 00:18:22,958 --> 00:18:25,324 So your brother's straight, huh? 262 00:18:26,929 --> 00:18:28,021 Seriously. 263 00:18:31,533 --> 00:18:34,934 and my second-grade teacher was Miss Thomas... 264 00:18:35,137 --> 00:18:37,765 ...and my first-grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb. 265 00:18:38,607 --> 00:18:40,131 Mrs. Gobb? 266 00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:43,003 No, Cobb. Like cobb salad. 267 00:18:46,181 --> 00:18:48,274 What exactly is in a cobb salad? 268 00:18:48,517 --> 00:18:49,882 I'm going home. 269 00:18:55,157 --> 00:18:57,387 Boy, that Julie's a talker, huh? 270 00:18:59,528 --> 00:19:00,790 Good night. 271 00:19:04,366 --> 00:19:07,460 It's pretty late. You're probably not still planning on.... 272 00:19:08,503 --> 00:19:09,902 No, I am. 273 00:19:11,039 --> 00:19:13,405 Are you nervous? 274 00:19:15,844 --> 00:19:17,709 I have done it before. 275 00:19:19,181 --> 00:19:21,513 I mean, how are you gonna handle it? 276 00:19:21,717 --> 00:19:25,813 Are you gonna talk about it beforehand? Are you just gonna pounce? 277 00:19:27,089 --> 00:19:29,319 I don't know. I guess I'm just gonna... 278 00:19:29,992 --> 00:19:32,256 ...see what happens. 279 00:19:33,528 --> 00:19:35,393 Good luck! 280 00:19:37,899 --> 00:19:38,888 What? 281 00:19:39,434 --> 00:19:40,765 Nothing.... 282 00:19:41,903 --> 00:19:46,897 It is your first time with her, and if the first time doesn't go well... 283 00:19:47,276 --> 00:19:51,042 ...well then, that's pretty darn hard to recover from. 284 00:19:53,181 --> 00:19:55,206 Okay, now I'm nervous. 285 00:19:57,753 --> 00:19:59,345 Maybe you should put it off. 286 00:20:00,022 --> 00:20:02,286 No, I don't want to put it off! 287 00:20:06,695 --> 00:20:09,960 I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable. 288 00:20:10,232 --> 00:20:13,099 And now I'm actually happy. 289 00:20:15,070 --> 00:20:17,061 You know, I mean really happy. 290 00:20:17,639 --> 00:20:19,402 I just don't wanna.... 291 00:20:19,941 --> 00:20:22,705 I don't wanna mess it up, you know? 292 00:20:24,813 --> 00:20:26,041 I know. 293 00:20:29,117 --> 00:20:30,607 I'm sorry. 294 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,912 It's not your fault. 295 00:20:33,322 --> 00:20:34,380 Right. 296 00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:39,154 Maybe it doesn't have to be this tough. 297 00:20:39,761 --> 00:20:44,755 Maybe you were on the right track with that whole "spontaneous" thing. 298 00:20:45,233 --> 00:20:48,168 -Women really like that. -Really? 299 00:20:51,073 --> 00:20:54,440 I mean if it were me, I'd want you to.... 300 00:20:55,010 --> 00:20:58,810 I don't know, catch me off guard with a really... 301 00:20:59,514 --> 00:21:00,845 ...good kiss. 302 00:21:03,618 --> 00:21:07,520 Really sort of soft at first. 303 00:21:08,657 --> 00:21:13,594 And then maybe brush the hair away from my face. 304 00:21:14,096 --> 00:21:18,192 And then look far into my eyes... 305 00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:21,095 ...in a way that lets me know something... 306 00:21:22,337 --> 00:21:24,601 ...amazing is about to happen. 307 00:21:31,179 --> 00:21:33,147 And then, I don't know, then... 308 00:21:33,348 --> 00:21:36,317 ...you'd pull me really close to you so that... 309 00:21:36,518 --> 00:21:40,045 ...so that I'd be pressed up right against you. 310 00:21:42,491 --> 00:21:44,652 And it would get kind of... 311 00:21:46,395 --> 00:21:47,987 ...sweaty... 312 00:21:50,365 --> 00:21:51,730 ...and blurry. 313 00:21:54,736 --> 00:21:57,000 And then it's just happening. 314 00:22:04,146 --> 00:22:05,909 Thanks, Rach. Good night! 315 00:22:10,252 --> 00:22:11,981 Oh, God! 316 00:22:27,269 --> 00:22:28,668 Good morning! 317 00:22:29,838 --> 00:22:32,830 Well, somebody got some last night! 318 00:22:37,813 --> 00:22:39,144 Twice!