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Title "The One Where Ross Finds Out"
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What is it about me?
Do I not look fun enough?

2
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Is there something
repellent about me?

3
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How was the party?

4
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It couldn't have been worse.
A woman literally passed through me.

5
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What is it?
Am I hideously unattractive?

6
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No, you are not.
You are very attractive.

7
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I go through the same thing.

8
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When I put on a little weight,
I question everything.

9
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I've put on weight?

10
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Did you want to...?

11
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No, not weight.
More like insulation.

12
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I'm unemployed,
in dire need of a project.

13
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Wanna work out?
I can remake you.

14
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I would, but that might get
in the way of my lying-around time.

15
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Please?

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Come on, let her do it!

17
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All right.

18
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If we put on spandex and my boobs
are bigger than yours, I'm going home.

19
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Your boobs are fine.

20
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I shouldn't have said anything.

21
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Come here. Come here!

22
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Can't make hands meet!

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The One Where Ross Finds Out

24
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Let's do it!

25
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What?

26
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Nothing. Just never seen
your little stretchy pants before.

27
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It's cute!

28
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And we're changing.

29
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Come on, give me five more!

30
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Five more!

31
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Five more and I'll flash you.

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One...

33
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...two...

34
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...two and a half.

35
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Just show me one of them.

36
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She's insane!

37
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The woman is insane.

38
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It's before work, after work,
and during work.

39
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She's got me doing
butt-clenches at my desk.

40
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And now they won't
bring me my mail anymore.

41
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Just tell her you want to stop.

42
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I can't. All she get to work is all she can got.

43
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So that's why we think maybe we should all picking and buy her own resterant.

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Hey, Pheebs.
How'd it go with Scott?

45
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It was nice. Took him
to a romantic restaurant...

46
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...ordered champagne. Nice.

47
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He still won't put out?

48
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Nope. Zilch. Nothing.

49
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Sorry, Pheebs.

50
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Look, I don't mind taking it slow.

51
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I like him a lot.

52
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He's really interesting,
and he's really sweet.

53
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Why won't he give it up?

54
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Maybe he drives his car
on the other side of the road.

55
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If you know what I mean.

56
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No. What do you mean?
He's not British.

57
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Maybe he's gay.

58
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I don't think that's the problem.

59
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We went dancing
the other night...

60
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...and just the way he held me so close
and looked into my eyes....

61
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I just definitely felt something.

62
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But how much can you
tell from a look?

63
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I felt it on my hip.
I could tell.

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Yo, Bing!
Racquetball in 20 minutes.

65
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Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand
and smack her with it.

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Oh, Rachel! Don't look.

67
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What?

68
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I don't care.
I have a date tonight.

69
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You have a date?

70
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Monica's setting me up.

71
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What about Ross and....

72
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What? My whole
insane jealousy thing?

73
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Well, you know,
as much fun as that was...

74
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... I've decided to opt for sanity.

75
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You're okay about all this?

76
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Oh, yeah, come on!
I'm moving on.

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He can press her up against
that window as much as he wants.

78
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For all I care, he can throw her
through the damn thing.

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Hi, guys.

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Monica, I'll come by tomorrow and
pick up Fluffy's old cat toys, okay?

81
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If you say his full name.

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Can I come over tomorrow and pick up
Fluffy Meowington's cat toys?

83
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All right.

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-You're getting a cat?
-Actually, we're getting a cat.

85
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Together?

86
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Both of you? Together?

87
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It'll live with Ross half the time
and with me half the time.

88
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Well, isn't that just lovely?

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That's something you'll enjoy...

90
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...for a really, really,
really long time.

91
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Hopefully.

92
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Look at that.
I gotta go! I got a date!

93
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With a man.

94
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You guys have a really good night...

95
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...and you two have a really good cat.

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We're not supposed to
take these when we leave.

97
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I don't know if Monica told you, but
this my first date since my divorce.

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If I seem a little nervous...

99
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... I am.

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How long do cats live?

101
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I'm sorry?

102
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Cats. How long do they live?

103
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Figuring you don't throw them
under a bus or something?

104
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Maybe 1 5, 1 6 years.

105
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Well, that's just great.

106
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Cheers!

107
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Right. Clink.

108
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Monica told you I was cuter
than this, didn't she?

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No, Michael, it's not you.
Sorry. It's just....

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It's this thing.

111
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It's not as bad as it sounds...

112
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... but this friend of mine is
getting a cat with his girlfriend.

113
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Oh, that does sound....

114
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He just started going out with her.

115
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Is this guy an old boyfriend?

116
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Yeah, he wishes.

117
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I'm sorry. Look at me.

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Michael, let's talk about you.

119
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So....

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Did you ever get a pet
with a girlfriend?

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-So I figured it out.
-What?

122
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Why Scott doesn't want
to sleep with me.

123
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I'm not sexy enough.

124
00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:09,534
Phoebe, that's crazy.

125
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When I first met you,
you know what I said?

126
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I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."

127
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Really? That's so sweet.

128
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I mean, I'm officially offended.
But that's so sweet.

129
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If you wanna know what the deal is,
you're gonna have to ask him.

130
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You're right. You're right.

131
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You are so "yum"!

132
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I mean, it's a cat, you know?
It's a cat.

133
00:09:02,158 --> 00:09:05,457
Why can't they get a bug?
One of those fruit flies.

134
00:09:05,661 --> 00:09:07,788
Those things that live for a day.

135
00:09:08,064 --> 00:09:09,964
What are they called?

136
00:09:10,933 --> 00:09:11,797
Fruit flies?

137
00:09:13,769 --> 00:09:14,633
Thank you.

138
00:09:14,904 --> 00:09:17,065
Would you like dessert?

139
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,470
No dessert.

140
00:09:18,774 --> 00:09:20,969
Just the check. Please.

141
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Oh, no. You're not
having fun, are you?

142
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No, no, I am.

143
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But only because I've been playing
the movie Diner in my head.

144
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Oh, look at me.

145
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Look at me.

146
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I'm on a date
with a really great guy.

147
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All I can think about is Ross...

148
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...and his cat...

149
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...and his Julie.

150
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Look, do you want a piece of pie or something?

151
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Do like that man, I just screwed this all over.

152
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I just want to get over him.
Why can't I do that?

153
00:10:04,008 --> 00:10:07,876
Look, I've been through a divorce.
Trust me, you're gonna be fine.

154
00:10:08,113 --> 00:10:10,809
You can't see it because
you haven't had closure

155
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Closure!

156
00:10:14,185 --> 00:10:16,210
That's what it is!
That's what I need!

157
00:10:16,488 --> 00:10:18,319
God, you're brilliant!

158
00:10:20,392 --> 00:10:22,690
Why didn't I think of that?
How do I get that?

159
00:10:24,629 --> 00:10:28,531
Well, there's no one way
really, it's just....

160
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Whatever it takes so that
you can finally say to him:

161
00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:33,196
"I'm over you."

162
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Over you.

163
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That's what it is.

164
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Closure.

165
00:10:41,646 --> 00:10:43,477
Hello? Excuse me?

166
00:10:44,349 --> 00:10:46,078
Excuse me. Hel

167
00:10:46,918 --> 00:10:48,112
-Hang on.
-Excuse me?

168
00:10:48,319 --> 00:10:50,014
-What?
-Hi. I'm sorry.

169
00:10:50,221 --> 00:10:53,554
I need to borrow your phone
for just one minute.

170
00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:55,890
-I'm talking.
-I see that.

171
00:10:56,161 --> 00:11:00,860
One phone call, I'll be very quick.
I'll even pay for it myself.

172
00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:04,724
You're being a little weird
about your phone.

173
00:11:05,406 --> 00:11:07,237
All right. Fine.

174
00:11:07,508 --> 00:11:09,533
I'll call you back.

175
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,077
Thank you.

176
00:11:13,077 --> 00:11:18,077
So good people!

177
00:11:23,055 --> 00:11:24,522
Machine.

178
00:11:25,057 --> 00:11:27,787
-Just waiting for the beep.
-Good.

179
00:11:29,028 --> 00:11:32,429
Ross! Hi, it's Rachel.

180
00:11:32,698 --> 00:11:35,258
I'm just calling to say that...

181
00:11:35,468 --> 00:11:36,730
...everything's fine.

182
00:11:37,269 --> 00:11:39,203
And I'm really happy for you...

183
00:11:39,572 --> 00:11:41,563
...and your cat.

184
00:11:42,107 --> 00:11:46,100
Who, by the way, I think
you should name Michael.

185
00:11:48,948 --> 00:11:51,382
You see there,
I'm thinking of names...

186
00:11:51,617 --> 00:11:54,950
...so obviously I am over you.

187
00:11:55,221 --> 00:11:58,281
I am over you.

188
00:11:58,557 --> 00:12:03,494
And that, my friend,
is what they call "closure."

189
00:12:21,843 --> 00:12:24,368
It's Sunday morning.
I'm not running on a Sunday.

190
00:12:25,180 --> 00:12:27,341
-Why not?
-Because it's Sunday!

191
00:12:28,350 --> 00:12:30,215
It's God's day.

192
00:12:31,786 --> 00:12:34,050
If you say stop, then we stop.

193
00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:36,622
Stop.

194
00:12:36,858 --> 00:12:38,826
No, come on! We can't stop!

195
00:12:39,027 --> 00:12:40,961
We got three more pounds to go!

196
00:12:41,162 --> 00:12:44,188
I am the energy train
and you are on board!

197
00:13:03,752 --> 00:13:05,879
And how was the date?

198
00:13:06,221 --> 00:13:08,849
I think there was a restaurant.

199
00:13:09,324 --> 00:13:10,916
I know there was wine.

200
00:13:14,362 --> 00:13:16,193
Actually, Julie's getting a cab.

201
00:13:16,431 --> 00:13:19,594
I just need the cat toys.
Did Monica say....

202
00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:22,428
What? Why are you
looking at me like that?

203
00:13:23,004 --> 00:13:25,063
I'm sorry. I don't know, l....

204
00:13:25,607 --> 00:13:27,905
I feel like I dreamed
about you last night...

205
00:13:28,176 --> 00:13:29,438
... but I don't remember.

206
00:13:34,282 --> 00:13:36,341
There they are.

207
00:13:37,052 --> 00:13:39,282
Did we speak on the phone?
Did you call me?

208
00:13:39,554 --> 00:13:41,920
No. I stayed at Julie's last night.

209
00:13:43,725 --> 00:13:47,559
I haven't even been home yet.
Do you mind if I check my messages?

210
00:13:47,762 --> 00:13:49,525
Oh, yeah, go ahead.

211
00:13:53,301 --> 00:13:55,360
Rach, I got a message from you!

212
00:14:00,308 --> 00:14:01,434
Who's Michael?

213
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:02,870
Oh, my God!

214
00:14:03,111 --> 00:14:06,205
Ross, no! Hang up the phone.
Give me the phone!

215
00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:09,914
Give me the

216
00:14:15,890 --> 00:14:17,619
You're over me?

217
00:14:17,926 --> 00:14:20,121
Oh, God!

218
00:14:20,428 --> 00:14:22,419
-You're
-Oh, God.

219
00:14:22,631 --> 00:14:23,495
You're over me?

220
00:14:30,405 --> 00:14:32,305
When were you...

221
00:14:32,507 --> 00:14:34,099
... under me?

222
00:14:39,814 --> 00:14:41,338
Rachel, do you...?

223
00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:43,846
I mean, were you?

224
00:14:44,319 --> 00:14:45,581
What?

225
00:14:48,590 --> 00:14:49,989
Basically...

226
00:14:50,258 --> 00:14:52,453
...Iately, I've....

227
00:14:53,962 --> 00:14:57,022
I've sort of had feelings for you.

228
00:15:00,669 --> 00:15:03,763
You've had feelings for me?

229
00:15:04,005 --> 00:15:06,030
So? You had feelings for me first!

230
00:15:10,178 --> 00:15:12,442
You know about my
You know I had

231
00:15:12,647 --> 00:15:14,547
You know?

232
00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:17,615
Chandler told me.

233
00:15:18,019 --> 00:15:20,487
When did he? When did he?
When did he?

234
00:15:23,157 --> 00:15:24,215
When you were in China.

235
00:15:25,126 --> 00:15:25,956
Meeting Julie.

236
00:15:27,228 --> 00:15:30,129
Julie. That's
Oh, God!

237
00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:33,961
I need to lie down.

238
00:15:35,403 --> 00:15:36,700
No, I'm gonna stand.

239
00:15:36,904 --> 00:15:38,531
I'm gonna stand...

240
00:15:38,806 --> 00:15:42,572
...and I'm gonna walk.
I'm walking and I am standing.

241
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,707
Now you're over me?

242
00:15:50,251 --> 00:15:51,980
Are you over me?

243
00:16:01,929 --> 00:16:03,863
That's Julie.

244
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:08,425
-Hi, Julie.
-I've got a cab waiting.

245
00:16:08,669 --> 00:16:10,534
I'll be right down!

246
00:16:14,675 --> 00:16:16,006
Wait, so you're going?

247
00:16:16,277 --> 00:16:19,906
Well, okay, I have to.
I can't deal with this right now.

248
00:16:20,181 --> 00:16:22,376
I mean, I've
You know, I've got a cab.

249
00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:25,848
I've got a girlfriend.
I'm gonna go get a cat.

250
00:16:30,191 --> 00:16:31,215
Cat!

251
00:16:48,276 --> 00:16:50,267
-Hey, Joey.
-Hey, Pheebs.

252
00:16:52,113 --> 00:16:55,139
How come you're watching
a rabbi play electric guitar?

253
00:16:56,651 --> 00:16:58,710
I can't find the remote.

254
00:17:02,156 --> 00:17:03,487
Thank you.

255
00:17:04,925 --> 00:17:07,450
Scott asked me to come over
for lunch and I did.

256
00:17:07,728 --> 00:17:10,492
-And?
-And we did.

257
00:17:10,731 --> 00:17:12,460
All right! Way to go!

258
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:13,998
Yea, me!

259
00:17:14,635 --> 00:17:16,626
So how did it happen?

260
00:17:16,904 --> 00:17:19,668
I took your advice and
asked him what was going on.

261
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,134
What did he say?

262
00:17:21,409 --> 00:17:25,641
He understands how sex can be
a very emotional thing for a woman.

263
00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:28,905
And he was just afraid
that I was going to get all:

264
00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:32,813
"ls he gonna call me the next day?"
and "Where is this going?"

265
00:17:33,921 --> 00:17:38,654
So he said he wanted to hold off
until he was prepared to be serious.

266
00:17:40,828 --> 00:17:44,423
So I said, "Okay. Relax, please."

267
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:50,261
Sex can be just about two people
right there in the moment.

268
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:54,304
If he wants to see me again, he can
call. If not, that's fine too.

269
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:57,944
So after a lot of talking...

270
00:18:00,214 --> 00:18:02,114
... I convinced him.

271
00:18:05,853 --> 00:18:07,548
Let me get this straight.

272
00:18:07,788 --> 00:18:10,723
He got you to beg to sleep with him.

273
00:18:10,991 --> 00:18:13,551
He got you to say
he never has to call you again.

274
00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:18,456
And he got you thinking
this is a great idea?

275
00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:24,631
This man is my god!

276
00:18:32,631 --> 00:18:34,588
This one is cute. Don't you think.

277
00:18:34,789 --> 00:18:38,146
Yeah. This one is cute, that one is cute, and they are all cute.

278
00:18:38,846 --> 00:18:41,203
Let's just wrap one and get the hell out of here.

279
00:18:42,403 --> 00:18:46,760
-Are you OK!
-yeah, me, sure!

280
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:55,417
You know this is the big step for us, 
but I'm got feeling that will be OK.

281
00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:59,774
I know, I know!

282
00:18:59,774 --> 00:19:03,131
Do you have any cat really old and incrediblly sick.

283
00:19:06,131 --> 00:19:08,488
Rose, I don't want one suppose to die.

284
00:19:08,989 --> 00:19:12,446
See, we should work that out before we came down here.

285
00:19:13,846 --> 00:19:20,203
I will get a little narrow down with this one over here and this one with the stricks. You pick!

286
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:25,560
-I have to pick?
-whickever one you want.

287
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:32,617
I don't know.I mean it's not easy to choose.

288
00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:46,274
You know both cat are beautiful,funny.
You will be happy with either cat.

289
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:49,631
Do you want to take both?

290
00:19:51,631 --> 00:19:58,988
I can't have two cats.
Joey is kind of guy to have two cats.

291
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:16,717
I didn't get a cat.

292
00:20:18,693 --> 00:20:21,753
That's interesting.

293
00:20:21,963 --> 00:20:25,899
No, it's not "interesting."
It's very, very not interesting.

294
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:29,036
It's actually 100%
the opposite of interesting.

295
00:20:29,304 --> 00:20:30,532
I got it, Ross.

296
00:20:30,738 --> 00:20:33,434
You had no right to say
you had feelings for me.

297
00:20:34,742 --> 00:20:37,302
I was doing great with Julie
before I knew!

298
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,443
I was doing great
before I knew about you!

299
00:20:39,714 --> 00:20:42,080
You think it's easy
to see you with Julie?

300
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,308
You should've said something before!

301
00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:47,817
I didn't know then.
And how come you never said anything?

302
00:20:48,089 --> 00:20:49,613
There was never a good time.

303
00:20:49,891 --> 00:20:53,224
You only had a year.
And we only hung out every night!

304
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,391
Not...

305
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:56,961
...every night.

306
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:01,333
It's not like I didn't try.
But things got in the way.

307
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:03,263
You know, like ltalian guys...

308
00:21:03,505 --> 00:21:06,338
...or ex-fiances...

309
00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:09,474
...or ltalian guys.

310
00:21:11,279 --> 00:21:14,806
There was one ltalian guy, okay?
And do you have a point?

311
00:21:15,116 --> 00:21:17,812
The point is, I don't need
this right now!

312
00:21:18,086 --> 00:21:19,747
Okay? It's too late.

313
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:22,923
I'm with somebody else. I'm happy.
This ship has sailed!

314
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:26,321
You're just gonna put away
your feelings for me?

315
00:21:26,528 --> 00:21:29,156
I've done it since ninth grade.
I'm good at it.

316
00:21:29,430 --> 00:21:31,830
All right, fine.
You go ahead and do that.

317
00:21:32,133 --> 00:21:33,361
I don't need your ship!

318
00:21:33,635 --> 00:21:34,465
-Good.
-Good!

319
00:21:36,204 --> 00:21:39,139
And you know what?
Now I got closure!

320
00:22:31,826 --> 00:22:33,316
Try the bottom one.

321
00:23:00,256 --> 00:23:03,692
Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning.

322
00:23:03,993 --> 00:23:06,621
We're not working out.
It's over.

323
00:23:07,096 --> 00:23:09,530
No way! With one pound to go?
Come on!

324
00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:13,496
We're workin', we're movin'
We're in the zone, we're groovin'

325
00:23:14,703 --> 00:23:16,603
I don't mind the last pound.

326
00:23:16,805 --> 00:23:19,501
In fact, I kind of like the last pound.

327
00:23:20,809 --> 00:23:23,471
So don't make me do anything
that I'll regret.

328
00:23:24,179 --> 00:23:26,170
What you gonna do, fat boy?

329
00:23:27,883 --> 00:23:28,941
What?

330
00:23:30,886 --> 00:23:35,346
Nothing. Except tell you it's
wonderful how much energy you have.

331
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:37,452
Well, thanks.

332
00:23:37,660 --> 00:23:41,187
Especially considering how tough
it's been for you to find work.

333
00:23:43,832 --> 00:23:48,769
You can't tell your parents you were
fired, because they'd be disappointed.

334
00:23:53,008 --> 00:23:56,466
It's not as if you have
a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on.

335
00:23:58,514 --> 00:24:00,141
Well, no. But l....

336
00:24:00,582 --> 00:24:04,074
If it were me, I'd have difficulty
getting out of bed at all.

337
00:24:10,426 --> 00:24:12,917
You know, I try to stay positive.

338
00:24:13,595 --> 00:24:14,892
So you....

339
00:24:15,531 --> 00:24:17,999
You feel like going for a run?

340
00:24:20,736 --> 00:24:22,169
All right.

341
00:24:22,538 --> 00:24:27,475
Because you don't have to.
You could just take a nap right here.