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Title "The Limo"
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Kids, the thing about New Year's Eve is that it sucks.

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Sure, it looks great on TV,

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but in reality, it's always just a big let down,

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but in 2005, I attempted to do the impossible,

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to give my friends a great New Year's Eve.

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I had an idea of how to do it, too.

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And all it cost was half my Christmas bonus.

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Yeah, that's right-- a limo.

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Oh, man, Ted, this is great.

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Okay, people, let's talk strategy.

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Last new years, we went our separate ways, and it sucked.

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This year we party together or not at all.

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Now, I sifted through your party submissions

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and I narrowed them down to these five.

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Question?

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Yes, Barney, your submissions were received and no,

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we will not be attending any parties in your pants.

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But you enjoyed the e-vite, right?

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Thas an actual picture of my pants.

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Yeah.

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We will hit all five parties before midnight,

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and then narrow them down to one,

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the most awesome party in New York City

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and that is where we will ring,
nay rock, in the new year.

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All right, and party number one that's where we get to meet Mary Beth?

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Mary Beth?

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Oh, she works in my office.

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She seems like she might be into me.

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She's always finding reasons to hug me.

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So tonight...

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People often ask me "Barney, how is it that you're so psyched so much of the time?"

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By who ?
Who asks you that?

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And the answer is right here--

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my own, personal "get psyched" mix.

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Now, people often think a good mix should rise and fall,

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but people are wrong.

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It should be all rise, baby.

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Now prepare yourselves for an audio journey

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into the white-hot center of adrenaline.

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Bam.

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It's working.

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- I am definitely getting psyched.
- Oh, God.

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I'm reaching dangerous levels of psychage.

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Must do robot.

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- Let's do this!
- Yes! Let's!

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Oh, driver?

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Ranjit! Dude, you're driving a limo now.

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That's awesome.

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I've moved up in the world.

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How do you guys know each other?

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Oh, we rode in his cab one time.
It's a long story.

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Hey, what are we waiting for?

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We got five parties to hit, and three hours to do it.

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Oh, I wish I could come with you guys but Derek

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should be coming by any minute to pick me up.

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Oh, yeah, Robin was spending New Year's with her boyfriend, Derek.

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Derek.

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He was like rich, successful, handsome.

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I hated that guy.

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Oh, I'll miss you guys. Have fun.

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Bye.

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See ya next year.

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Go get 'em.

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Well, this kind of sucks.

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Okay, nobody get down.
We knew this going in.

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We're a man down.

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That just means we're gonna have to party that much harder.

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Ranjit!

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- Party number one.
- Party number one!

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I can't believe we're leaving a party that had pigs in blankets.

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If you think we can beat that, you got some brass ones.

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Hey, we've got four more parties to hit.

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If party number one turns out to be the best, we'll just limo on back to it.

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We didn't really get a chance to meet.

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I'm Lily, and this is my fiance, Marshall.

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Hi. Mary Beth.

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So great to meet you guys.

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- My word.
- You're, you're friendly.

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American party friends of Barney's.

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Oh, no.

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So, Barney, who's your new friend?

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Natalya.

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Oh, friendly.

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- So, where are you from, Natalya?
- She... Who knows?

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The former Soviet Republic of Drunk-Off-Her-Ass-Istan?

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Super-drunk-fantastic, huh?

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Isn't she awesome?

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- How are your feet doing, baby?
- Okay, I love these shoes,

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but the pain-to-hotness ratio is pretty steep.

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Can we swing by the apartment, so I can change?

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Come on, Lily, we have a tightly scheduled evening of awesomeness ahead of us.

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I need you to power through the pain.

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Okay, Ted, but these dogs are really barking.

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It's true.
I can hear them.

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What's that, little boys?
What's that?

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You wanna go for a... rock?

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- Ranjit! Party number two.
- Party number two.

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- Party number two?
- Not so good.

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Let's go back to party number one.

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No, no turning back.

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- Ranjit, party number three.
- Party number three. Yeah.

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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
We have to turn around.

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We left Natalya.

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Barney, none of us really liked her.

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- What?!
- Sorry.

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Oh, very nice, Lily.
You know, she is a guest in this country.

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So while you may chose to turn your back on her,

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I choose to turn my front on her. What up?

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I'm sorry about Barney.

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No, I'm having a great time.

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I'm really glad that you asked me out tonight.

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Me, too.

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- Hey, Robin.
- Ted, Derek stood me up.

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Pfft. Derek.

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Now, we had a tight schedule to keep that night

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and I was already on a date with another girl.

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But... it was Robin.

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Ranjit, turn it around.

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Oh, God, I'm so sorry about this.

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You guys had your schedule and I screwed it all up.

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No, this is perfect.

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It's meant to be.
We're all back together.

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What happened?

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Derek's stuck in Connecticut closing some deal.

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Who works on New Year's Eve?

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Okay.
Now I feel worse.

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I was really looking forward to this night.

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This sucks.

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Oh, dude, not now!

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What? She needs to get psyched.

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Fine.

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Maybe I should just go home.

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My finger slipped.

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Look, Robin, you're not going home.
Come on, it's New Year's Eve.

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Look, so your date fell through.
So what ?

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What do you need a date for?
Someone to kiss at midnight?

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Fine. I'll kiss you at... 
a little bit after midnight.

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- Hi, I'm Robin.
- Mary Beth.

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You're friendly.

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I haven't eaten dinner yet.

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Is there anything to eat in this thing?

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That's it. I know what you're jonesing for.

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Ranjit, take us to Gray's Papaya!

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Oh, yes.
Ted, you rock.

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We couldn't go back for Natalya, a human being,

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but we do have time for hot dogs?

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Yeah, we like hot dogs.

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No. No. We are already behind schedule.

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Ted, come on.

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We have an hour and a half before midnight I don't want to be kissing Ranjit.

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You don't know what you're missing.

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Come on, it's only a 20-minute detour.

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Which is exactly how much time I need.

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- Ranjit, stop the car.
- Stopping the car.

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Wait. Baby, what are you doing?

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- I'm going home.
- What? No!

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I can't stay in these heels any longer, I just can't.

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There's a cab over there.

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I'll just run back to the apartment and change shoes.

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But... hot dogs.

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Well, I know, baby, I'd love to go, but it's two against one.

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- Okay, I'll go with you.
- No, baby.

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Baby, you go with them and I'll meet you at, at...

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- party number three.
- Are you sure?

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- If I don't see you, happy new year.
- Don't say that.

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We'll find each other.

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We'll find each other.

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I know we will.

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Hell of a woman.

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Let's go get some hot dogs!

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Ranjit, party number three.

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- Party number three.
- Oh, yeah!

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Look at us.
Riding around in a limo.

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Eating hot dogs.

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It's like we're the president.

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Hey. I'll bet you're feeling better now.

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Oh, so much better.

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Guys.

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Is that Moby?

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I think that that's Moby.

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Now, kids, Moby was a popular recording artist when I was young.

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No way.

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That's totally Moby.
That's awesome.

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Should I say something?
I should say something, right?

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Moby! Hey, Moby!

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Oh, my God.
He's coming over.

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Everybody be cool.
Everybody be cool.

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- Hey.
- Hello.

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What's up?
Uh, you, uh, going somewhere?

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Yeah, I'm just going to this party downtown.

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You want a ride?

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Sure.

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Welcome.

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- Wow. You're friendly.
- Big fan.

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Barney Stinson.

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So, uh... what about this party?

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It's just a New Year's thing.

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You know, with some friends.

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Wow, that sounds awesome.

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You guys want to come?

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Yeah, we'd love to.

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- All right.
- Uh, Ted.

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S idebar?

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Um... Moby, switch up, will you?

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Yeah, what's up?

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- What about Lily?
- Call her.

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I've been trying to call her.
I can't get through.

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- All the circuits are jammed.
- That's New Year's Eve for you.

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Well, look, we'll just swing by Moby's party and then afterwards...

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No, I-I can't.
Lily's waiting. I gotta...

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I gotta find her.

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Okay, I'll meet you at party number three.

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But... Come on!
Moby's party!

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Moby's party!
Moby's par...

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Ranjit.

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- Moby's party.
- Moby's party.

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This is a cool mix.

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You know, people think a great mix has to rise and fall.

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I think it should be all rise.

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Yes. Moby... Yeah, it should start high, get higher.

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This mix is my pride and joy.

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I never leave home without it.

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Oh, that's how I feel about Janice here.

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Jan... Aah!

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So then I say,

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"your motorcycle was like that when I got here."

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You're not Moby, are you?

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Who?

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Moby-- the recording artist, Moby.

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No.

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But when we said, "Hey, Moby," you said, "Yeah."

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I thought you said "Tony."

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So your name is Tony?

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No.

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Oh, hey, we're here.

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All right.

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You guys going to come in?

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Nah.

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You're sure?

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Come on. It's going to get nuts in there.

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There's this dude who owes me money.

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No, uh, we're good.
We're good.

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Happy New Year, Not Moby.

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Oh, hey, hey, um, be safe.

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Why did we think that guy was Moby?

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I don't know.

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I see a short bald hipster, my mind goes straight to Moby.

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That's Marshall's phone.

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Hello.

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Oh, Marshall, thank God I got through.

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- Hey, sexy.
- Barney, where's Marshall?

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He left his phone in the limo.

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- He's out looking for you.
- What? Where?

254
00:12:13,764 --> 00:12:15,348
Party number three.

255
00:12:15,348 --> 00:12:18,131
Well, I'm here at party number three and...

256
00:12:18,508 --> 00:12:21,717
Oh, my God! Guess who just walked in-- Moby!

257
00:12:21,717 --> 00:12:23,659
Moby?! She's upstairs.

258
00:12:24,770 --> 00:12:27,996
Lily, you have to get out of there this instant. That's not Moby.

259
00:12:28,353 --> 00:12:31,437
Uh, no, I know Moby and that's Mo...

260
00:12:31,437 --> 00:12:33,968
- Does he have a gun?
- Run!

261
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:39,252
Oh, my God, Not Moby's party is party number four.

262
00:12:39,252 --> 00:12:40,483
What are the odds?

263
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,550
Who was that guy?!

264
00:12:44,550 --> 00:12:46,733
Well, we know it's not Moby and it's not Tony.

265
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:47,920
Ranjit, drive!

266
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,140
- Where to?
- Party number three!

267
00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:52,420
Party number three!

268
00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:56,058
No, but I was just at party number three.

269
00:12:56,058 --> 00:12:57,890
No, no, no, no you were at party number four.

270
00:12:57,890 --> 00:12:59,347
You must have looked at the list wrong.

271
00:12:59,347 --> 00:13:02,585
Well, after that rather unpsyching experience,

272
00:13:02,585 --> 00:13:04,362
you know what it's time for?

273
00:13:04,362 --> 00:13:08,959
It's time to... what?
That's right, re-psych.

274
00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:12,698
Re-psy...

275
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:14,833
Where's the...?

276
00:13:18,884 --> 00:13:20,025
Oh, my God!

277
00:13:20,025 --> 00:13:22,710
Not Moby took my "Get Psyched" mix!

278
00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:25,556
Barney, Barney, Barney, it's not worth it!

279
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:26,867
Let it go.

280
00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:28,779
We need to get back on schedule.

281
00:13:30,628 --> 00:13:32,201
Ah, nuts.

282
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,156
Ranjit, are you sure I can't help?

283
00:13:41,316 --> 00:13:42,311
No.

284
00:13:42,311 --> 00:13:43,903
I am pissed.

285
00:13:43,903 --> 00:13:46,476
Ted, I don't want you to see me pissed.

286
00:13:46,957 --> 00:13:48,084
Okay.

287
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,511
Okay, not a problem.

288
00:13:51,511 --> 00:13:55,477
He'll jack it up, slap on a tire and we'll be at party number three in no time.

289
00:13:55,977 --> 00:13:57,863
I wish Marshall would call.

290
00:13:57,863 --> 00:13:59,409
I guess the circuits are jammed.

291
00:13:59,409 --> 00:14:01,026
Yeah, you know why all the circuits are jammed

292
00:14:01,026 --> 00:14:02,641
because everyone's calling their loved ones,

293
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,053
everyone around the world.

294
00:14:04,053 --> 00:14:05,945
Everyone except Barney.

295
00:14:08,384 --> 00:14:10,103
Oh, sure, laugh.

296
00:14:10,103 --> 00:14:12,336
Laugh for Barney Stinson.

297
00:14:12,336 --> 00:14:17,013
Laugh for the sad clown trapped on his whirling carousel

298
00:14:17,013 --> 00:14:20,322
of suits and cigars and bimbos and booze.

299
00:14:20,322 --> 00:14:22,846
Round and round it goes.

300
00:14:22,846 --> 00:14:24,677
And where's it all heading?

301
00:14:24,677 --> 00:14:26,400
Nowhere.

302
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,496
Is this just 'cause you lost your "Get Psyched" mix?

303
00:14:30,496 --> 00:14:33,226
I'm sorry. Am I not allowed to have a pensive side?

304
00:14:33,226 --> 00:14:36,901
No. No, not tonight.
Not in the limo.

305
00:14:36,901 --> 00:14:38,009
We got to stay psyched.

306
00:14:38,009 --> 00:14:43,101
Ted went to a lot of trouble to make this an awesome New Year's.

307
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:49,645
"Shot through the heart
And you're to blame, darling"

308
00:14:49,645 --> 00:14:54,102
"You give love a bad name
A bad name"

309
00:14:54,535 --> 00:14:58,409
- "I play my part and you played your game"
- I'm going to get some air.

310
00:14:58,469 --> 00:15:02,665
"Darling, you give love a bad name, bad name!"

311
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,453
It'll be fine.

312
00:15:09,453 --> 00:15:10,975
We'll be out of here in a jiff.

313
00:15:10,975 --> 00:15:12,322
Ted, I'm going to head out.

314
00:15:12,322 --> 00:15:14,979
My roommates are having a party not far from here.

315
00:15:14,979 --> 00:15:18,148
No. Look, I know this night isn't turning out the way I planned, but...

316
00:15:18,148 --> 00:15:20,651
How long have you been in love with Robin?

317
00:15:21,536 --> 00:15:22,931
I'm not in love...

318
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:26,003
We're just friends.
Where are you getting that from?

319
00:15:26,412 --> 00:15:29,085
Ted, it's okay.
I'm fine.

320
00:15:29,085 --> 00:15:32,159
And I can tell that she's into you, too.

321
00:15:32,159 --> 00:15:33,641
That's ridiculous.

322
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,262
Wait. Really?

323
00:15:36,662 --> 00:15:38,506
Happy New Year, Ted.

324
00:15:55,665 --> 00:15:58,334
I can't believe Mary Beth left before midnight.

325
00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:00,983
Oh, she just had to make an appearance at this other party.

326
00:16:00,983 --> 00:16:02,073
It's no big deal.

327
00:16:02,473 --> 00:16:05,167
The first time I rode in a limo I was five.

328
00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:07,780
I was on the way to my grandfather's funeral.

329
00:16:08,370 --> 00:16:10,680
I suppose, in a way, I still am.

330
00:16:12,246 --> 00:16:13,878
Okay, wow, it's getting weird in here.

331
00:16:13,878 --> 00:16:17,277
- I'm going to call Marshall.
- But he left his phone.

332
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,546
I'm sorry about your girl.

333
00:16:23,546 --> 00:16:25,508
Sorry about your guy.

334
00:16:26,098 --> 00:16:28,920
Well, at least we both have someone to kiss at midnight.

335
00:16:30,258 --> 00:16:33,983
Did you forget about our little deal?
Because I did not.

336
00:16:35,384 --> 00:16:37,449
I did not, too.

337
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,726
D erek.

338
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:46,261
- Hi. How's work?
- I'll give you some privacy.

339
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,366
Okay, how's this for a plan?

340
00:17:04,366 --> 00:17:06,874
We start walking now, we get to party number three by 12:45.

341
00:17:06,874 --> 00:17:08,973
We celebrate the New Year in Central Standard Time.

342
00:17:10,092 --> 00:17:12,120
- Give it a rest, Ted.
- Give what a rest?

343
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,765
Trying to turn this night into anything more than what it is,

344
00:17:14,765 --> 00:17:16,767
which is New Year's Eve which is the single

345
00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:19,460
biggest letdown of a night every single year.

346
00:17:21,813 --> 00:17:23,864
Come on, come on, we can still turn this thing around.

347
00:17:23,864 --> 00:17:25,001
We've still got ten minutes.

348
00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:28,792
Stop trying to chase down some magical, perfect New Years, Ted.

349
00:17:28,792 --> 00:17:30,633
It doesn't exist.

350
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:38,930
Holy crap.

351
00:17:48,413 --> 00:17:50,551
I knew I'd catch up with you guys eventually.

352
00:17:50,551 --> 00:17:52,173
So much to tell.

353
00:17:52,173 --> 00:17:54,455
I couldn't find Lily at party number three so I walked--

354
00:17:54,455 --> 00:17:56,303
I walked to the next party on the list.

355
00:17:56,303 --> 00:17:58,267
- Not Moby's party?
- Yes, Moby's party.

356
00:17:58,267 --> 00:17:59,988
Check it out.
He signed my shirt.

357
00:18:03,469 --> 00:18:04,972
And guess what I found.

358
00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:09,316
Yeah, I heard it playing at the party, so I swiped it.

359
00:18:09,316 --> 00:18:11,185
Yeah, I know.
Come on.

360
00:18:11,185 --> 00:18:13,037
Come on! Oh! Oh!

361
00:18:15,199 --> 00:18:18,242
Baby, baby, I was so worried about you.

362
00:18:18,242 --> 00:18:19,908
- Why didn't you call me?
- I tried, baby.

363
00:18:19,908 --> 00:18:22,286
All the circuits were jammed.
But wait, there's more.

364
00:18:22,286 --> 00:18:25,452
After party number four, I figured you guys went to party number five.

365
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:28,615
And so I went there, too, and it is awesome.

366
00:18:28,615 --> 00:18:32,011
I want to cry, it is so awesome.
We have to go there.

367
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,298
How? We'll never get a cab.

368
00:18:33,298 --> 00:18:35,551
The flat's fixed.

369
00:18:36,192 --> 00:18:38,761
Let's do this!
Come on! In!

370
00:18:38,861 --> 00:18:39,950
Go, go, go!

371
00:18:40,201 --> 00:18:41,550
- Go, go, go!
- Natalya?

372
00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:44,139
Yeah, it turns out she was asleep in the front seat the whole time.

373
00:18:44,139 --> 00:18:45,556
Ranjit, why didn't you tell me?

374
00:18:45,556 --> 00:18:48,755
I didn't want to awake her.
She looked so peaceful.

375
00:18:48,755 --> 00:18:51,494
Party number five is 20 blocks away and all the way across town.

376
00:18:51,494 --> 00:18:53,332
Ranjit, can you get us there in eight minutes?

377
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,097
I get you there in six.

378
00:19:00,197 --> 00:19:01,845
I don't think I can do it.

379
00:19:01,845 --> 00:19:04,878
No! Come on!
Move, you stupid taxi!

380
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:07,201
Three minutes!
Come on!

381
00:19:09,725 --> 00:19:11,767
Ranjit, put her in park.

382
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,434
Dudes, I'm sure party number five is awesome,

383
00:19:16,434 --> 00:19:18,597
but it's not the best party in New York.

384
00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:21,765
'Cause this is, right here.

385
00:19:22,874 --> 00:19:25,758
- Cheers. Well said.
- Cheers. Cheers.

386
00:19:25,943 --> 00:19:29,188
And just like that, we were having the perfect New Year's Eve.

387
00:19:30,209 --> 00:19:34,204
The funny thing is all night long, I'd been trying to chase something down

388
00:19:34,754 --> 00:19:36,676
that was right there in that limo.

389
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:42,929
Derek?!
Derek.

390
00:19:44,821 --> 00:19:47,285
- Hey.
- Hey, uh, come on in.

391
00:19:51,945 --> 00:19:55,721
I cut my meeting short because I wanted to see you at midnight.

392
00:19:55,721 --> 00:19:57,683
I can't believe you made it.

393
00:19:58,279 --> 00:19:59,669
I made it, baby.

394
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,436
I super love you, okay?

395
00:20:05,650 --> 00:20:07,477
Here, you need a mint.

396
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:16,898
Eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one! Happy New Year!

397
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:20,684
You probably want to feel bad for your old man at this point in the story.

398
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:21,766
Well, don't.

399
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,154
Not every night has a happy ending.

400
00:20:24,194 --> 00:20:25,905
But all of it's important.

401
00:20:25,905 --> 00:20:27,501
All of it was leading somewhere.

402
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,756
Because suddenly, it was 2006.

403
00:20:31,235 --> 00:20:34,461
And 2006 was a big one.

404
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,097
What the hell, man?
I thought we had a deal.

405
00:20:44,064 --> 00:20:45,657
What about your guy?

406
00:20:45,992 --> 00:20:48,005
It's midnight.
Go kiss him.

407
00:20:48,005 --> 00:20:52,251
Eh, he kept me waiting.
I can keep him waiting.

408
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,466
Well, a deal is a deal.

409
00:21:08,448 --> 00:21:09,741
Happy New Year.

410
00:21:11,843 --> 00:21:13,585
Happy New Year.