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Title "Okay Awesome"
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So, kids, would you like to hear the story of the time I went deaf?

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Why does he even ask?

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I know, he's just going to tell us anyway.

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I sure am.

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It all began when Robin strolled into the bar and said...

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Say you're my bitch.

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I'm your bitch.

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Why this time?

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Because tonight I'm getting us all into Okay.

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"Okay," awesome!

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What's going on? Did I just have a stroke?

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Okay is the name of a club.

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Yeah, it's supposed to be incredibly exclusive.

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This friend of mine once waited outside for two hours, couldn't get in.

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A friend of yours named You?

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No, a friend of mine named Shut Up.

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Yeah, well, the owner goes to my gym.

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It turns out that he is a fan of my reporting for Metro News One.

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So now I'm on the list for tonight.

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Nice going, Sherbotsky.

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You're becoming a long and difficult-to-spell household name.

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He's even getting me into the V.I.P. room.

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Yeah, he just wants to show you his own V.I.P., if you know what I mean.

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All right, what does V.I.P. stand for in your little universe?

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Well, I know that "P" is Penis.

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Great, so you guys are in. Should I invite Marshal and Lily?

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Why was this funny?

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I'll explain.

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You see, Lily was a kindergarten teacher,

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and so one fateful nap time...

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Austin and I spent Saturday night at the most charming little bed and breakfast.

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It was so nice.

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What did you do this weekend?

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Go, come on, chug, chug, chug!

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Ten seconds!

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Suck it, losers!

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You know, quiet time with the fiancé.

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I don't know, I just felt embarrassed.

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Claire is my age and she and her husband do all this classy grownup stuff.

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Maybe we should start doing some grownup stuff.

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That's some pretty grownup stuff we did this morning.

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Yeah, but it wasn't classy.

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Maybe we should have a wine-tasting party.

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I like wine.

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I like tasting.

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You know I can party. Let's do it. Let's rock it. Maturity style.

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And ever since then she's been signing him up for book clubs, cooking classes...

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All the things you do when you know where your next thousand lays are coming from.

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So, no, Lily and Marshall will not be joining us.

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Got it. Anyway, Ted, part two of my story:

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My friend Kelly's going to be there.

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Kelly, who supposedly I'm going to love.

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Oh, you are going to love Kelly. She's fun, she's smart, she lives in the moment...

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Translation: She's ugly, she's ugly, she ugs in the ugly.

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Oh, and she's totally hot.

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Okay, I guess I could take her off your hands for an evening.

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Hmm...

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So do you have any other hot, single friends?

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No. Kelly...

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Oh, no, Ted, your blazer!

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What, what, what?

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Somebody spilled gorgeous all over it.

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- Love it. 
- Thank you.

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And his hair was perfect.

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We're wearing the same shirt.

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Oh, wait, no, that's just my shirt reflected in yours.

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One of the 24 similarities between girls and fish

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is that they're both attracted to shiny objects.

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You really never read my blog, do you?

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All right, tin man, let's hit it.

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All right, well, have fun at your little disco, guys.

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What the hell happened to these two?

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Marshall and I are just growing up.

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Yeah, it's going to be sweet, too.

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Like tonight, we're tasting all these different wines,

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pairing them up with these cool gourmet cheeses.

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Wow, who knew being in a committed heterosexual relationship could make a guy so gay?

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All right, cool kids are leaving now.

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Grandma, Grandpa, don't wait up.

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My, oh, my. There are some ferocious-looking cutlets here tonight.

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All right, hookup strategy.

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Colon, find a cutlet, lock her in early,

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grind with her all night till she's mine.

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Do these strategies ever work for you?

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The question is: Do these strategies ever not work for me?

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Either way, the answer is about half the time.

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My bitches!

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Check this out.

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Um, they're with me.

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Um, we're her bitches, too.

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We'll wait here.

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And with today's interest rate climate, you've got to go for the 30-year fixed mortgage.

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- Oh, totally.
- Yeah.

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So, Marshall, what about you?

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You guys thinking house, baby?

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Oh!

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No, I think we're going to wait on the baby thing.

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I mean, I love babies. Babies rule.

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Pudgy arms and stuff...

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But, uh, they make you old.

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Kind of like this anchor weighing you down to one spot... forever.

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I'm three months pregnant.

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Not awkward, guys.

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Not awkward unless we let it be awkward.

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This place seems great.

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Is Kelly here?

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Yeah, she's around somewhere.

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Uh, let's go find her. I'll introduce you guys.

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Then I should probably duck into the V.I.P. room.

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It's so stupid and arbitrary, isn't it? Who gets to be a V.I.P. and who doesn't?

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Can we come?

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It's not that arbitrary.

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Whoa, this place is loud.

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You think?

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Think it was kind of weird that Ted didn't invite me out with him?

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Why? You'd rather be out at some dance club, all noisy and sweaty, with the...

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Is that what you want?

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Is this what you want?

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"30-year fixed mortgage... I'm three months pregnant."

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That was awkward.

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Let's start drinking!

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Not so fast.

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In order for the tannins to mellow, we should let it breathe for about 30 minutes.

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Freaking tannins.

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Do you know what they're doing in there right now?

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They're watching Claire's ultrasound video.

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And I swear to God, even the baby looks bored.

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Come on, it's not that bad.

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We're really starting to click with these guys.

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Claire and Austin just invited us to their fondue fest next Saturday night.

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Are you honestly trying to get me excited about fondue?

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It's dipping stuff in hot cheese. What's not to love?

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Okay, that does sound good.

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But it's dipping stuff in hot cheese with boring people.

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Marshall, it's time for us to grow up.

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Marshall knew she was right.

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He had to stop acting like a kid.

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But not tonight.

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Now, our apartment was on the third floor,

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so I'm not sure if this part is actually true,

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but Uncle Marshall swears it happened.

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Taxi!

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The new album is great.

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It's all smooth and polished, not dark and heavy like the early stuff.

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Oh, yeah, Nora Jones just gets better and better.

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Please, tell me we can drink the wine now.

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Five more minutes. We don't want to rush those tannins.

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Freaking tannins.

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I'm wetting my pants!

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I think that's when I realized, clubs weren't awesome.

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Clubs weren't even okay.

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Clubs sucked.

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I had to get out of there.

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- Hey, Robin.
- Hey.

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Why aren't you inside?

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I'm calling the owner. There's a guy in there who won't let me in to the stupid V.I.P. room.

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What are you doing here?

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Oh, I had this move, so I came here to bust it.

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Can you get me in?

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Great. Voice mail.

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Thanks, I'll see you!

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Bye!

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Oh, come on, he just got here.

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He's probably famous.

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Oh, yeah. Isn't there a third Affleck brother?

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Keith Affleck or Brian Affleck or something?

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Holy crap, we just saw Brian Affleck.

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It's not like I care so much about getting into the V.I.P. room,

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I have been in tons of V.I.P. rooms.

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I'm not exactly a V.I.P. room virgin.

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But seriously, call me back.

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Oh, um, I was just in there, Robin Sherbotsky. I'm on the list.

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Name's already crossed off. Sorry.

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But I'm Robin Sherbotsky.

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I'm a reporter for Channel One.

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There's a channel one?

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Back of the line.

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Should have snuck in with Brian Affleck.

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Aah! Coat wench, do not uncheck that man's jacket!

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Sorry, just being dramatic. You're not a coat wench.

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No, no, no, coat wench, I like it.

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I should get a sign made up.

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What are you doing here? Lily let you go?

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Lily? Who cares, right?

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- You are so dead.
- Oh, I am so dead.

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- Wow, I'm going home.
- No, uh-uh.

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I put my ass and probably other parts of my body on the line

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to come down here and party with my bro.

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Now, damn it, we're going to party.

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All right, one beer.

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Yes!

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Finally, I don't have to wait a half an hour for a drink.

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Oh, man, I can't believe I forgot to tell you this.

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This is important to the story.

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Earlier that day, Marshall went to the dentist and got a temporary crown put in.

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Okay, so anyway...

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Marshall, are you okay?

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Again, I wasn't there, so I'm a little foggy on the details.

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Taxi!

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Marshall just ditched out on our own party.

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Can you get me in there? I kind of need to kill him.

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Actually, I can't even get myself in.

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I was such a dork.

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I get recognized one time, and I start thinking I'm Julia Roberts.

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I'm no V.I.P.

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I'm not even an I.P.

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I'm just a lowly little pea, sitting out here in the gutter.

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You know something?

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I'd take a pea in the gutter over Julia Roberts any day.

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Hmm...

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I broke my tooth!

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Do you have...

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...any aspirin?

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Maybe there's...

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a machine in...

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...the restroom.

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Now to this day, I don't know what happened in there,

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but when Marshall came out a few minutes later...

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Rough night?

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Yeah.

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These clubs are supposed to be fun, right?

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Why do I hate them so much?

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Because all of the stuff you're supposed to like usually sucks.

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Like these clubs... or cruises.

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Or New Year's Eve.

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Or the Super Bowl.

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Or parades.

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The Rockettes.

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Or parades.

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- You said that already.
- I really hate parades.

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Okay.

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He just left in the middle of our own party! You don't do that.

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Unless, of course, you're chasing after somebody who's already done it,

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and then... then I think it's okay.

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Well, I hate to take his side, but come on, a wine tasting?

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What's the big plan for next Saturday, Scrabble night?

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Don't check your e-mail.

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Why are you becoming this person?

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I heard that in college you flashed a campus tour group on a dare.

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Once on a dare.

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The other times were just for fun.

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I'm not in college anymore.

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I'd love to go back and be that person again, but you can't move backwards.

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You can only go foreword.

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Um, false.

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You can go wherever you want.

249
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I guess the question is, where do you want to go?

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I want to go into this club and find my fiancé.

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Well, that you can't do.

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Want to bet?

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Follow my lead.

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Hey, big guy.

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I said follow my lead.

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- Please, please. Come on.
- Follow her lead. Do it, please.

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- Follow her, please.
- Yes, please.

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Those were the four greatest and only breasts I've ever seen.

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Yeah, see, if everyone keeps telling you something is supposed to be fun, it's usually not.

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- Right!
- Right.

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So, by that logic, if you and I were to say, go out on a date...

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Well, then we couldn't go anywhere that's supposed to be fun.

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Right. The DMV it is.

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Then we'll get our teeth cleaned.

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Sounds awful. It's a date.

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Okay!

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But there's still one big question that needs to be answered.

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How many of these coats do you think I can put on all at once?

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Okay, for the wedge...

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Barney?

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Ted.

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Get your coat. We're leaving.

273
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What... what happened to that, um... cutlet you were grinding with?

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That was my cousin Leslie.

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- What?!
- No, no, no.

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We're not laughing about this, Ted.

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This is not gonna be some funny story that we'll be telling in a couple months.

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It's not gonna be like, "Hey, ha, remember that time when you were grinding with..." No.

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And you know why?

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Because-- italics -- this night did not happen.

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You promise me you will never, ever, ever tell

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another living soul what transpired here tonight.

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- You promise.
- All right.

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- Promise.
- All right, I promise.

285
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- Get Marshall and go, okay?
- All right.

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Hey, thanks for saving my night.

287
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I'll talk to you soon?

288
00:19:02,346 --> 00:19:04,397
Um, hey, tip her, Barney.

289
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Why? I didn't check a coat.

290
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And even if I did, on principle, tip jars have become so...

291
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Funny story: Barney was grinding with this girl all night...

292
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Fine!

293
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I learned a new trick.

294
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So, Marshall and Lily rediscovered their youth.

295
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It was nice.

296
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And then it got... icky.

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I'm really glad you guys came out tonight.

298
00:19:52,215 --> 00:19:54,671
You know, dude, can I just say something?

299
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It kind of hurt that you guys didn't invite me out.

300
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I mean, I know things have changed since I got engaged,

301
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but it would have been nice to be asked!

302
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I'm sorry! I just assumed...

303
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They played some good songs tonight!

304
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I mean, lately...

305
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I know, I know. It just seems like suddenly we're living in two different worlds.

306
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Maybe you've got more in common with Barney.

307
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What?

308
00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:22,453
Are you crazy?

309
00:20:22,541 --> 00:20:24,849
You think I like going to those clubs?

310
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I'd so much rather go to your fruity little wine tasting.

311
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Oh, God, I'm gonna barf.

312
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Where's my purse? Where's my purse?

313
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I'm okay.

314
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The problem is, you can't do any of that couple stuff unless you have someone to do it with,

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and the only way I'm gonna find that someone is by going out

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and doing stupid single stuff with Barney.

317
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What?

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But, man, when I find her, we're gonna have some bad-ass wine tastings.

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It's a plan.

320
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Hey, maybe it'll be that cute coat check girl.

321
00:20:59,139 --> 00:21:00,120
Yeah!

322
00:21:00,382 --> 00:21:01,913
Maybe it will be.

323
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It wasn't.

324
00:21:05,754 --> 00:21:09,414
You know, Ted, I don't say this nearly enough, but I really...

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That place has great salads!